Squirreler than thou. Please come CAPTION Michele Bachmann!!!

[skip fox]

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"And I have to tell you, Chris, I've just figured out a way to stop prison rape and other violence both in local jails as well as state and federal penitentiaries: arm the prisoners!!! . . . Let them carry concealed weapons! . . . It's a simple as that. . . . Ol' Bruno will think twice about pulling some funny stuff with a little guy if Shorty could be packing! . . . Brilliant, right? . . . Why can nobody else think of such things?"

[hobbit709]

1. There's stupid and then there's STOOPID. guess which one she is.

[skip fox]

2. "After one of my speaking events I meet this biology professor and he tells me

that the defecation of bats is not any more or less mentally well than the defecation of any other mammal. . . . So Chris, I'm afraid I can't help you out. I don't have any idea why they call me that."

[skip fox]

3. "I wanta work for a think tank and have thoughts for a living."

[HillWilliam]

5. Good luck with that, Are Deer Sairy...

For starts, you have to have thoughts...

[skip fox]

4. "Well, Chris, I'd tell those critics it's NOT a double standard.

It's a single standard. If you're wrong, you deserve to get mocked. . . . If you're right you don't deserve to get mocked. . . . I can't help it that they're wrong, can I?"

[Johonny]

6. You know I saw Sarah Palin doing this gig and I said to myself why bust your ass in congress

when I could just go to FOX in rake in the $$. Hell I'm half as stupid as she is on a bad day.

[skip fox]

7. "Well, we're kinda hoping for a Pray-the-Gay-Away Reality show."

[skip fox]

8. "Well Chris, I'll tell you. I'd washed out of hair-stying school,

and I was too bipolar to paint nails, plus my secretarial skills were lousy, so I decided to run for Congress!! . . . Only in America."

[treestar]

9. I'm not quitting because of the investigation of me

That is prosecution by Obama and the IRS. I'm leaving to do more important things, like a gig on Fox.

[HappyMe]

10. Well you know, I have thought about

tanks for awhile now. Nobody sent me a check for that. That's what's wrong with this country.