How do you give a girl a good organism?

[Playinghardball]

Found on the I fucking love science Facebook page

[HappyMe]

1. Girl that like to go fishing

might like a nice container of worms.

[MineralMan]

10. I used to use fishing as a first date often.

Something unusual. Lots of fresh air. I had a fishing spot that guaranteed success. Then, afterward, we'd go to my place, and I'd make dinner from the catch.

With all that fresh air and good food, a snuggly nap was generally required.

Now, I'm old, but it worked great when I was younger.

[Just Saying]

2. Well, his heart...or something south of that is in the right place!

Good on him for wanting to!

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Personally

I would go for a nice probiotic - something, say, in a lactobacillus acidophilus. Nothing shows you cares as much as the gift of intestinal flora.

[HappyMe]

4. Don't do it.

I don't think it would end well.

[longship]

5. Bad HappyMe, Bad!

[HappyMe]

9. What? Who? Me?

[longship]

12. Yup! You.

[HappyMe]

14. ...

[MineralMan]

6. Not Chlamydia!

Or HPV. Those are not good organisms at all.

I suggest a kitten. Girls like kittens.

[dawg]

7. I recommend a puppy.

[HappyMe]

16. Squeeeee!

That would work.

[Eddie Haskell]

8. I thought it was condom add for Planned Parenthood

[baldguy]

11. Puppies!

[petronius]

13. Those both sound like thickly-veiled double entendres to me

but then, I have a somewhat gutter-ific mind...

[Aristus]

15. If you do it right,

you can give her millions of little organisms, and an orgasm, as well, at the same time...