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Larry Craig (R) volunteers to get Snowden out of the Moscow airport
(Parodyville, USA) Saying he was very familiar with "stalling" tactics, Larry Craig has volunteered to fly to Russia and scare Snowden out of the airport there.
Former Senator Craig was vague about his plan stating only, "Let's just say everyone has to use a bathroom sooner or later. I have been covertly practicing for years for a mission like this!"
Asked about his stance on the revelation of NSA surveillance, Craig responded, "My stance is wide. I thought everyone knew that."