Holy Cow! DOMA was struck down 4 hours ago and my (hetero) marriage hasn't been affected!

[Happyhippychick]

[PDJane]

1. *snert* Won't be. If Canadian experience is anything to go by,

Hotels will welcome you and give you the bridal suite, strangers will buy you coffee and cake, strangers will congratulate you and offer you tissues and hugs, no one will marry their relative, their dog, their goat, or three spouses, and everything will go off scarily well.

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Speaking of goats

We were making jokes in the morning.

[DonRedwood]

2. I'm sure judgement is coming

I mean, seriously, it's been just around the corner for 2000 years...surely this is finally the end?

[sarge43]

4. Ah, you owe me a keyboard.

Yeah, I think I'll keep him.

[idwiyo]

5. ...

[Turbineguy]

6. Yes, I too noticed

that my spouse has not demanded a divorce. Obviously there must be something I am not seeing.

[Sherman A1]

7. K&R

[Recursion]

8. Be careful. You might turn gay ANY SECOND NOW!!!

This is a serious threat!!!

[sarge43]

9. OK, this OP is a DUzy nominee n/t

[Happyhippychick]

12. Love ya!

[sarge43]

13. Happy, you made me laugh aloud.

That's worth a nomination. I hope your thread gets the nod. Your snark nicely summed up the wing nuts' idiotic arguments.

[Happyhippychick]

16. That made my day even happier! Thank you!

[justiceischeap]

10. And I still haven't found a girlfriend, let alone a wife!

The inhumanity of it all!

[MineralMan]

11. I'll talk to my wife and see what she thinks.

[Rex]

14. SNARF!!!

[eissa]

15. I'm a little worried, to be honest

Hubby has been eyeing the cat lately. According to evangelicals, bestiality is the next step. Oh crap

[Happyhippychick]

18. Oh well, as long as the cat is fixed....

My first ever beastiality joke!

[kentauros]

20. Maybe he's thinking of being a furry,

or otherkin. Either way, your marriage is safe (and possibly more fun!)

[eissa]

21. And here I thought the gay mafia

was going to be my biggest problem, what with them forcing us to divorce and gay marry. Little did I know Fluffy was going to be the real culprit and I'd have to learn a whole new set of terminology for kinky sex.

(Really, I'm not joking on this one, I had no idea what a "furry" was!)

[kentauros]

17. That you KNOW of.

Don't take any chances! These things are insidious!!!1!1!

I suggest you get a divorce, right, fucking, now!

[NightWatcher]

19. there is a van outside my house with "Gay Agenda" on the side

I think they might try to force a gay marriage on me as well as a set of cafe curtains for my breakfast nook

[sarge43]

22. Biblical proportions, sir, biblical proportions.

The Germans may even bomb Pearl Harbor and then cats and dogs will be living together.

[Quantess]

23. I'm hetero and I'm not even married.

Now I know the gays are to blame for that!!!1!

/sarcasm, of course

[roamer65]

24. Soon we can ALL experience that 48 percent divorce rate.