Guess What? Being gay is a privilege!!!
Wow, had I not looked at what Republicans were saying today after the DOMA ruling I never would have known...
Did you know it's a privilege to be called a pedophile?
Did you know it's a privilege to be called an abomination?
Did you know it's a privilege to be called a NAMBLA member?
Did you know it's a privilege not to be allowed to marry?
Did you know it's a privilege to be told you should be dead?
Did you know it's a privilege to be told God hates you?
Did you know it's a privilege to beaten to death because of the way you were born?
Did you know it's a privilege to walk down the street wondering if the person coming towards you is going to attack you because he thinks you are different?
Did you know it's a privilege to have to listen to "Honest, God Fearing Christian folk" tell you how disgusting you are because they read some 2000 year old book that said "no shellfish and no homosexuals". Of course the poor shellfish didn't know any better so they are ok now, but the Homo's? They have to go. 
What is it about the mind of the moron conservative that makes them think that if I had any life to choose I would choose the one of persecution and ridicule?