GOP Launches Initiative To Recruit Women

[Are_grits_groceries]

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/gop-launches-initiative-to-recruit-women

Bhahahahahahahahaha!

Timing is everything.

[JaneQPublic]

1. ...to iron their shirts.

[KamaAina]

2. Let me guess.

Dewhurst is the head of it?

[Are_grits_groceries]

4. Either him or

that idiot who said 'Rape kits are for cleaning out.'
I kept waiting for dust bunnies to come out of her mouth.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Great time to start after last night in Texas.....

The initiative is called Women on the Right UNITE and was described in a news release as "a joint project to promote the recruitment of and support for Republican women and women candidates."

[LisaLynne]

5. Maybe Romney will lend them his binders. nt

[Coyotl]

6. Yeah, and UP is still DOWN = ROFLMFAO

You have to admire their inability to think

[Triana]

7. Seriously?!

[HughBeaumont]

8. Republic of Gilead Launches Initiative to Recruit More Handmaids.

Shame and Dignity a mustn't.

[dickthegrouch]

9. Clubs, caves and hair pulling DON'T WORK!!! /nt

[noiretextatique]

10. i seriously thought this was the onion

[lpbk2713]

11. The GOP will need women right up until the last polling place closes on election night.

After that it will be back to business as usual.

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Naw. They'll need women after the polling places close.

After all, those polling places get dusty and dirty and someone has to stay and clean up afterwards! (So long as it doesn't interfere with their duty to get up in the morning and fix their master a whole and hearty breakfast, of course.)

I would HOPE I don't have to add this, but I'm going to do it anyway:

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. You owe me a keyboard.

Snicker

[JI7]

13. it seems like we get news like this every few months concerning women, minorities and others

[EC]

14. That kitten sure is cute.

Doesn't seem to know what milk is for though.

[Are_grits_groceries]

15. Cream

He's overcome with that amount of cream.
I'd wallow in it too.

[PADemD]

16. I hope they are heckled by a thousand women.

[eissa]

17. I actually got an invite to the GOP Women's Conference

Here's a copy of their agenda:

8:00a Prayer/Opening Session: The Sanctity of Traditional Marriage (Rush Limbaugh)
9:00a Vaginal Probes: How to Relax and Enjoy Them (Todd Akin)
10:00a How to Maintain Your Looks AND Husband (Pat Robertson)
11:00a Education: Why Do You Really Need it When You'll be Barefoot and Pregnant? (Rick Santorum)
12:00 Prayer/Lunch (join us in the church hall for a nice meal catered by Paula Deen)
1:00p Women's Role in the Military as Exemplified by Florence Nightengale (Oliver North)
2:00p Women in the Media: How to Know Your Place (Bill Cunningham)
3:00p Why Equal Pay is Sooooo Overrated (Paul Ryan)
4:00p You Know, Voting is Not All it's Cracked Up to Be (Bill O'Reilly)
5:00p Prayer/Closing Session: Subordination is Actually Liberating (Louie Gohmert)

[Motown_Johnny]

20. 5:30p Female attendants will begin cleaning up the hall and kitchen

[eissa]

22. LMAO, perfect! nt

[11 Bravo]

19. They're going to paint the transvaginal probes pink?

[Motown_Johnny]

21. Preview.. at least they are holding it at a beach