Dear Mike Huckabee

[DainBramaged]

Fuck you.

Jesus didn't weep.

You have no idea what 'your' (that's a laugh) Jesus does.



No idea.


And If 'your' Jesus came back, you would probably be one of the first fucks he'd smite.


Fuck you.

[arely staircase]

1. If Jesus was concerned about condeming gay people

you would think He would have bothered to mention it at least once during His ministry on Earth.

[onehandle]

2. I alerted Jesus about this fuckwad.

Saint Peter is ready to kick his ass if he dares to show up.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

3. Huckabee should have made the meeting.

[Link Speed]

4. Hey, Huck, let's talk about Your God

Your God
lyrics by Eric Taylor

When the boatmen stole the Africans
Did your God ride or row?
When they roped them and they shackled them
Was he with them in the hold?
Was the ocean moon so beautiful
That it brought him to his knees?
What did your God see?

When she prayed out loud in Cherokee
Was that your God by the fire?
When she swayed up there in the sweet gum tree
Was he hanging up there beside her?
Did he bless the silver rivers?
Did he fix himself a drink?
What did your God see?

If I sing hallelujah, will he hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the glory train is moving onto Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

Did your God ride the bullet
To the old Lorraine Hotel?
Is it the blood of the lamb, is it another man down,
Did he catch him when he fell?
Did he calm the waters?
Did his heart just freeze?
What did your God see?

Did your God ride the backroads On a Texas summer night?
Did he stand there in the pine grove As they drug him out of sight?
Did he stand for the last communion?
Did he kneel to wash his feet?
What did your God see?

If I sing hallelujah, will he hold my hand?
Can we dance among the blessed and the damned?
When the glory train is moving onto Beulah Land
Can I ride as far as Andilar and come on back to town?

Listen to the song and read the full lyrics at http://www.spotilyrics.com/eric-taylor/your-god-lyrics/ | SpotiLyrics

[NoPasaran]

5. If Jesus wept, did anyone save any of his tears?

I hear they can cure cancer.

[HillWilliam]

6. I made the baby Jahayziss weep...

My work here is finished.

[Initech]

7. The "god" these morons worship is a heartless psychopath.

And I'm glad he lost today.

Oh and hey Huckabee:

[roamer65]

8. Fuck yeah!!

Huckabee go fuck urself.

[Dawson Leery]

9. Mike Huckabee, a minister of the southern baptist cult of calvinist heretics

knows nothing about Jesus.

[rustydog]

10. I disagree. If "his" Jesus came back

Mr. Fuckabee would be leading the pack raising a cross to nail him to...again.
Fuckabee is a moneychanger, not a Christian.