And the wheels come off at last. Twitter blows up with the expanding Glenn Greenwald scandals.

[Karmadillo]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ggscandals&src=hash

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Here's a juicy one which should shame him out of all respectability:

Rania Khalek ‏@RaniaKhalek

Glenn Greenwald chews with his mouth open #ggscandals

[cherokeeprogressive]

7. The traitorous fucker DOUBLE-DIPPED a chip once.

Shoulda fuckin' known...

[BlueCheese]

9. That's like putting your whole mouth in the dip.

[Kurovski]

15. It's like puking in the bowl.

And saying it's blue cheese and yogurt.

Monstrous.

[Kurovski]

17. I swear to Gods, I didn't notice your name when I posted that.

Is it a sign?

A sign that Greenwald's name is really "Greenvald"?

[octoberlib]

2. This is funny nt

[avaistheone1]

3. He gets naked

when he takes a shower

[BlueCheese]

4. There are some good ones there.

Glenn Greenwald: not actually anyone's guardian, nor has he worked for a salon

[Poll_Blind]

5. Someone said he was a Nickleback fan. Is there no bottom on this smear campaign?!?!

PB

[liberal_at_heart]

23. Do you think he likes Justin Beiber?

[Half-Century Man]

33. nuff said

Zaid Jilani ‏@ZaidJilani 3h
Glenn Greenwald was the first man to retweet justin bieber.

[rocktivity]

6. Rocktivity Rocktivity ‏@_rocktivity

#ggscandals glenn greenwald put the bop in the bop-she-bop-be-bop


rocktivity

[starroute]

14. But that goes on, "Who was that man, I'd like to shake his hand"

Maybe appropriate -- but hardly scandalous.

[Starry Messenger]

8. I just read he was behind on his student loans.

Oh the humanity.

[avaistheone1]

10. Bookmarked and recommended. These are sublime.

k&r

[KittyWampus]

11. some funny stuff right there.

[Hissyspit]

12. This one's pretty funny...

The entire time he was in Hong Kong, Glenn Greenwald only ate at Fuddruckers #ggscandals

I think that guy hung out in the DU Lounge at one time or another.

[KittyWampus]

20. Olive Garden would be more heinous.

[MjolnirTime]

13. forget Twitter, where's the Snarker?

[Narkos]

16. I love this juice, but again, Greenwald is not the problem

[railsback]

18. Now both sides are making him a joke.

[JoeyT]

34. No, both sides are making

the people that insist on smear campaigns a joke. This isn't directed at Greenwald: It's directed at the people that ran around yelling about boxes in garages, stripper girlfriends, and being behind on taxes.

[Hissyspit]

36. Nope. nt

[nadinbrzezinski]

19. I love twitter

I was about to...but went there.

The latest distraction campaign is failing.

[liberal_at_heart]

24. Obviously people are not taking the distraction campaign seriously. I agree. The

distraction campaign is not working.

[sabrina 1]

21. The hash tag is #ggscandals. Lol, some of them are a riot:

John Cusack ‏@johncusack 1h
gulty! RT @_cypherpunks_: Glenn Greenwald thinks before writing an article #ggscandals
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Kallisti ‏@Kallisti 1h
Glenn Greenwald's favorite movie of all time is Twilight. #ggscandals #gasp

Omg, 'Twilight'! Lock him up!!

[liberal_at_heart]

22. oh, Twilight. ouch.

[sabrina 1]

26. Did you know? 'He barks at cats' too!

Liza Sabater ‏@blogdiva 1h
'TIS KNOWN @GGreenwald barks at cats #ggscandals

radleybalko ‏@radleybalko 2h
Glenn Greenwald frequently fails to properly eject USB drive before removing. #ggscandals

THAT is unforgivable!

[liberal_at_heart]

28. I eject USB drives before removing! Gasp. I'm a co conspirator. Oh, no.

[Dragonfli]

27. Which boy does he find cuter tho? The Vampire, or the Werewolf? His character and credibility

hang in the balance depending on that crucial Answer!!!!

[quinnox]

25. this one made me LOL

Glenn Greenwald's middle name is actually Hussein.

[limpyhobbler]

29. hilarious nt

[think]

30. nice. but still waiting for Clapper tweets....

[liberal_at_heart]

31. Zeke Johnson@ZekeJohnsomAi

@ggreenwald responsible for torture, wars, drones, mass surveillance, rendition, Guantanamo... #ggscandals oops, no: #USGovtScandals

Love it.

[sabrina 1]

32. Lol, that IS a good one.

[dogknob]

35. This should tank him forever...

DogKnob ‏@DogKnob 58s
Claps on 1 and 3. #ggscandals

[Hissyspit]

37. @Hissyspit: @ggreenwald won't eat...

@Hissyspit: @ggreenwald won't eat green eggs and ham. On a boat, in a moat, in the rain or on a train, in a house or with a mouse. #ggscandals

@Hissyspit: @ggreenwald recorded the words "Hail Satan" backwards and hid it on the title track of his debut album. #ggscandals

[KittyWampus]

38. kick for the funny

[Vinnie From Indy]

39. Some good ones there!

Cheers!