Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:28 AM Jun 2013

Funny Response in the Comments Section at The Atlantic Article: Scalia's Blistering Dissent on DOMA

The following is a response to a "complainer" basically saying God designed sex organs "both man and woman he". Be forewarned that I find elaborate and informed silliness to be uproarious. Also be forewarned that the Old Testament gets a drubbing.


"Kratoklastes


'design' of the organs involved? Oh dearie dearie me...

Here's the thing:

EVEN IF the ludicrous collection of Iron Age primitive gibberish in the Old Testament is true (leaving aside that it's so manifestly wrong in core aspects of its description of the physical universe that it CAN'T be true); and

EVEN IF Yahweh 'designed' our pee-pees, froo-froos and poo-chutes...

...it beggars belief that the entity that created 100 quintillion stars in one day gives a solitary tinker's cuss about whether or not someone puts their pee-pee in someone else's poo-chute. It would go into Yahweh's "meh" basket.

Frankly, if Yahweh's against anything, I support it: by any objective reading of the Old Testament Yahweh is a douchenozzle of the first water, and if he did exist we would be obliged to try and exterminate him."


http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2013/06/scalias-blistering-dissent-on-doma/277245/#comments


(Click on "jump to comments" section in blue)

12 replies = new reply since forum marked as read
Highlight: NoneDon't highlight anything 5 newestHighlight 5 most recent replies
Funny Response in the Comments Section at The Atlantic Article: Scalia's Blistering Dissent on DOMA (Original Post) Kurovski Jun 2013 OP
You can't describe that comment as anything other than simply awesome! nt Pholus Jun 2013 #1
I know! I laugh every time I read it. Kurovski Jun 2013 #3
'''It would go into Yahweh's "meh" basket.''' Whisp Jun 2013 #2
there's a riff on the new kinds of baskets one should get at the office: Kurovski Jun 2013 #5
Terrific and this one line has me chuckling MuseRider Jun 2013 #4
Sure! Kurovski Jun 2013 #6
Really! Kurovski Jun 2013 #7
That was snort worthy funny nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #8
I don't know what that person's political views are... Kurovski Jun 2013 #9
Trying... I got a couple nephews nadinbrzezinski Jun 2013 #10
ROFL Scurrilous Jun 2013 #11
100 quintillion stars in one day. Kurovski Jul 2013 #12

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)
5. there's a riff on the new kinds of baskets one should get at the office:
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:48 AM
Jun 2013

trythemiddle:


I am so getting myself a "meh" basket for my desk


Kratoklastes:


It's an absolute must have.

Also recommended is a "Pfft" basket and a "OMFG what is this I don't even" basket. That last one probably needs to be password protected...




MuseRider

(34,112 posts)
4. Terrific and this one line has me chuckling
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:42 AM
Jun 2013

"Yahweh's "meh" basket" Now that is really funny to me.

Thanks Kurovski!

*snort* "Yahweh's "meh" basket"

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)
6. Sure!
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 01:56 AM
Jun 2013

That person must be Bruce Vilanch or Joan Rivers or some fucking individual similar in nature.

Too good.

Kurovski

(34,655 posts)
9. I don't know what that person's political views are...
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 03:26 PM
Jun 2013

but I wish they'd come to DU.

Of course, even the Rude Pundit does not get the same play here that he once did. DU seems to have become more catholic in its tastes.

hey, girl! Always good to see you fighting the good fight.

 

nadinbrzezinski

(154,021 posts)
10. Trying... I got a couple nephews
Thu Jun 27, 2013, 03:31 PM
Jun 2013

who might be brats, but they are still my nephews, and their freedoms are at stake... same for my nieces.

Latest Discussions»General Discussion»Funny Response in the Com...