Jesus H. Christ tweets Huckabee on DOMA:

[ehrnst]

[Buzz Clik]

1. Jeebus needs to reel it in.

Does he kiss his mother with that mouth?

[Kurovski]

19. Don't make him even angrier still!

He might make DU's servers crash or some shit.

I hear he works with Anonymous...

[winterpark]

2. This is awesome. How can I copy to paste to my FB?

[ehrnst]

3. right click on the image, select 'copy image URL' or copy image location

Then paste that URL into your facebook status box.

[Rex]

4. Oh Mike, why do you always pretend to know what Jesus thinks?

I mean I do it to, but I don't deny any pretending.

[dothemath]

9. comes by it dishonestly .............

Hey, Pat Robertson has made hundreds of millions of dollars doing just that. That arrogant charlatan 'reports' on his converstions with G** from a legal pad on which he makes notes so that he can 'accurately' repeat what G** has told him. And now that senility is beating the crap out of him (thank you, senility), members of his 'faithful' staff are busy ripping of those hundreds of millions while propping up that sorry son of a bitch.

Pretinding that Jesus has chosen you out of billions of people to have conversations with pisses me off. Jesus has chosen me and denies he has anything to do with those other bastards - in some cases, bitches - that make the same claims.

So, send money. I have instructed G** to provide my PO box address in the Caymans for those of you who fall for this crap. I promise not to share with Huckabuck or any of those other freaks.

[HappyMe]

5. That's perfect.

[tosh]

16. 'tis!

[WovenGems]

6. No reply

The Huckster knew he was beaten.

[Skittles]

7. LOVE that

[Chaco Dundee]

8. yes,Jesus wept

Over Mike Fuckabee and likeminded Idiots.

[William769]

10. Hell yes!

[bigwillq]

11. BWAH!

[Renew Deal]

12. Huckabee doesn't understand that Jesus wasn't hateful like Huckabee

[Iliyah]

13. The Huckster is from the crowd

who believe RAPE is Gawd sent.

The Jesus I've read about and was preached to about hates no one. These people hate.

[Initech]

14. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

[Spitfire of ATJ]

15. I swear, these guys are becoming cartoons.

[napkinz]

17. there was a good response from Ellen Page

another member posted it yesterday ... if anyone has it, please post again here

[Kurovski]

20. Here's a link to the DU thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023103093

[Blue Owl]

18. Just wait 'til he gets the tweet from Jesus F. Christ

n/t

[Kennah]

34. Ironically, I suspect he'd Eff up the Huck

[bigdarryl]

21. And Jesus is weeping because you gained all

That weight back

[PatrynXX]

22. Must say considering most of the idiots on the Right say Jesus H Christ ...

this would be a typical response if someone was assuming this in as a character acting role Ellen Page eh. Not bad but this one spot on.


I had to do a Spittake this morning after take proclaimed the SCOTUS as the most liberal court ever.... bonk. yeah they did this to make up for the BS the day before. And mostly on technicalities X_X Mom and I when he left the house were just laughing hysterically

meanwhile a Relative of mine was outside the Texas Capitol (was like 3-4 min late to get inside) but she was there yelling away too

course the next day I get nitwits on Faux saying hey most young adults and women want this anti woman law. X_X yeah they keep telling themselves this to make them feel better. X_X

Always of the believe if Jesus is love he'd prefer Jesus Christ Superstar over The Passion anyday of the week.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

23. He was just catching Huckabee up on the meeting he missed.

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[rdharma]

28. Buwhahahahahaaa!

[bread_and_roses]

24. K&R (n/t)

[Grateful for Hope]

25. LOL!

K&R!

[Cali_Democrat]

26. hahahaha

[tabbycat31]

27. Jesus has an awesome Twitter feed

I saw that pic yesterday and looked at Jesus H. Christ's twitter feed. He's nothing short of hilarious, especially when picking on Justin Bieber fans.

[ismnotwasm]

29. That Jesus is just alright with me

[Moostache]

30. I really can't stand Bible worshippers.

Not people of legitimate faith or spirituality....I can find common ground with them.

But asshat bible-worshippers like Huckster B make me ill.

[tabbycat31]

38. Twitter's Jesus has fun with them

He also has fun with Justin Bieber fans.

[fascisthunter]

31. Jesus is probably dancing right now

and there's nothing he nor his fear-ridden kind can do about it.

[MrModerate]

32. Who do you have to know . . .

to get the screen name "Jesus H. Christ"?

It's got to have been one of the first hundred screen names in Twitter history.

[Apophis]

33. That's awesome!

[Kennah]

35. He really does seem elated

[lbrtbell]

36. OMG, that's hilarious!

I wish Jesus really were on Twitter, so he could clarify his liberal views for the uneducated "Christian" masses.

[RC]

37. The only mention of Jesus H or Jesus F Christ, or whatever his name is,

is in the First 4 books of the New Testament.

These idiots search the whole rest of their Bible, cherry picking for guidance, skipping over those four books about the guy their religion is named for. Strange how their version of Jesus (insert initial) Christ is always patterned after themselves, ignoring the fact that if this Jesus guy were really like themselves, God would sent his son, Jesus to Hell himself. How can God be perfect, if his only begotten son has Republican values?
I have never figured that part out. I don't hear voices in my head. That is why I am an atheist. I can't believe in something that doesn't exist. Those voices that is.