"Some people say. . . ." Please come CAPTION Bret Baier!!!!

[skip fox]

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Bret ("Why sweat it if you can make it up?&quot Baier is saying: "Some say that the homicidal butcher Kermit Gosnell is the spiritual father for a majority of this nation's abortion providers and enablers. Apparently they don't just honor but worship him! . . . They even strive to be like him!! . . . There may even be a secret Gosnell Society for all we know."

[rurallib]

1. Bret ("I've never heard of me either") Baier

who the fuck is he?

[skip fox]

2. Fox News liar-for-hire, soulless ninny, Pep Boys wannabe,

mental spud with the culture of a stump in the woods, a snake with its mouth in its tale, an intellect of fungal rot, etc.

[Armstead]

9. Pep Boys Wannabe...LOL

[skip fox]

3. "Let's ask our fair-and-balanced panel: Charles Krauthammer, Chris Hayes, and Bill Kristol."

[trof]

4. Most quoted person on Faux Snooze: "Sumsay"

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5. "And here at Fox, we plan to give you both sides of the story: both

why we should make abortions illegal and why women should choose to give birth. . . . As always fair and balanced!"

[Rex]

6. "Some people say that I look like a shaved monkey."

"But I prefer the term, chimpanzee."

[skip fox]

7. "If eyes were really the windows to the soul, you'd be looking at two

burning pits of coal right now."

[skip fox]

8. "And remember, guns don't pollute."

[Orsino]

10. Some say that Bret Baier sucks donkey balls.

Donkey ball-suckers nationwide respect his prowess, and try to emulate their hero.

(I just need one other person to say this.)

[skip fox]

11. It's simple. Do like someone at Fox does: just use two different names.

[skip fox]

12. "Folks, if this sort of thing wasn't true, do you think they'd let us say it on the air?