Today is don't-let-the-door-hit-you-on-the-way-out day for Mistah KURTZ on CNN, going to Faux

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Starting in 20 minutes. Predictions? -- grateful to CNN, blah blah, new horizons, blah blah, guest fawner farewells, blah blah, little to no mention of last month's humiliation, blah blah.

His history of obsequious write-ups of AILES is known, and he's following the Geraldo and Greta model for choosing AILES as their boss. Buh-bye!1

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Terminate his command. Terminate with extreme prejudice.

Sorry.

I wonder how long before FAUX gets sick of his sorry ass too?

[Fuddnik]

2. I hope the door does hit him in the ass.

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3. He's leaving the farewells to a segment at the end, is (continuing) to pretend to review the media

Criticizing actual reporting while picking the ratingest stories to co-opt, as CONTENT/issues, for himself. Plus, he was always BEGGING Jon STEWART and COLBERT to feature him, guest or host him.

He goes to the Faux Propaganda Network, the home for FAILED re-treads: O'LOOFAH, Dennis MILLER, Bernard GOLDDIGGER, Oliver NORTH, STOSSEL, on and on - all the ones who couldn't make it on the real networks.

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4. & the first teary buhbye is from cohort Candy CROWLEY, the deep admirer of Haley BARBOUR

(and of ANY Rethug).

[Lex]

5. He always struck me as a Con and Fox News seems like the right place for him. nt

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6. "Final Thoughts" coming, last 7 minutes. Hey - ain't "Final Thoughts" Jerry SPRINGER property?!1 n/t

[panader0]

7. Who?

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8. He's claiming "greatest hits." n/t

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9. Listing big (REAL) names he's interviewed. n/t

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11. "sniping from those who don't like (Faux) - continuing my INDEPENDENT (crap)". Buh-BYE!1 n/t

[NightWatcher]

10. Once a "newsie" has been disgraced...skip over to Faux news

Have you been exposed as a liar, or a fraud, a drunk, a bigot, or a partisan?

Come to Faux, where what we do isn't exactly "news" per se, but our viewers can't tell the difference as long as you're obstinate and angry.