What if Christian conservatives picketed adult video stores instead of Planned Parenthood?

[alp227]

You'd get this:

[TorchTheWitch]

1. they would never do such a thing

Where would they go for their porn?

[Coyotl]

2. They would be surprised to see how many fellow church members are shopping for their member

"Say, don't I know you from church?"

[alittlelark]

4. +1,000......

[Populist_Prole]

3. Funny little diity I heard

Jews don't recognize Jesus Chirist as the lord and savior

Protestants don't recognize the pope as the leader of the christian religion

Fundies don't recognize each other in the liquor stores and stripper bars

[Nye Bevan]

5. Do "adult video stores" really still exist? (nt)

[BainsBane]

7. No, that's what the internet is for

[bullwinkle428]

11. Yes - they still exist in the Midwest, and I see vehicles parked in front

whenever I drive by, so I assume they're doing business!

[hrmjustin]

12. They do here in NYC but there are not as many left.

[jmowreader]

6. They don't picket adult video stores

They take pictures of license plates, get their friends at the DMV to run the plates, and send the photos to the drivers' wives.

[BainsBane]

8. There are very few such stores anymore, but when there were

the people who opposed them were those who lived in the neighborhoods surrounding the stores because they attracted prostitution and drug dealing. Some people unfamiliar with living in such areas may consider those victimless crimes, but you would be wrong. I grew up in an area where starting at age 10 was propositioned by adult men looking to buy sex.

One notorious adult movie theater my metro area has been replaced with a public library. That was a triumph of activism by the local African-American community.

[Coyotl]

9. Also, why don't they picket strip clubs?

Oh wait, they would have to be on the outside

[bullwinkle428]

10. The male protestors would be afraid an employee would recognize them?

[JaneyVee]

13. They wouldn't because it's about controlling vagina's, not penises.

[theHandpuppet]

14. I wonder why they aren't strident about outlawing divorce

After all, Jesus didn't have anything to say about gay folks or abortion but he had plenty to say about divorce. If they really take the teachings of Jesus literally, perhaps they should first cease being hypocrites.