"I love Lebanese food in the shower!" Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

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Bill ("Let me soap up your falafel&quot O'Reilly is saying, "Listen, Turley, shut up, . . . just shut up! . . . Shut up! . . . Listen for once" . . . I don't care what you and the Supreme Court or all the lawyers and judges and law professors on the East Coast say, none of you know pigeon crap about the law, none of what you say means squat. . . . What the law clearly states is what I just said, 'freedom of religion' means you have to be religious, you have to be OF a certain religion or religious order if you want any say in public affairs. . . . Therefore these so-called atheists don't have a say in anything! . . . Zero! . . Zilch! . . . All you pinheads know about the law comes from books. . . . I'm surprised at you."

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1. "How dare you call me a bully!

I'm not a bully, I just know when I'm right and I stand up for the truth. . . That's ten times more than I can say for you Jonathan Turley. . . . What kind of name is 'Jonathan,' anyway? . . . . And who would ever go by 'Jonathan' and not 'John' or even 'Jack'?" . . . Look at you! . . .Little Lord Fauntleroy! . . . 'John-a-than,' oh 'John-a-than!'. . . You remind me of those wimps with glasses in junior high. . . I shoved your nose in the dirt then, and I'll do it again now. . . . You're just lucky you're not in my studio!"

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2. "To answer your rather snide question, Jonathan, I've got not NOTHING against the facts

except when they interfere with my thinking, . . . or when someone uses them in an argument against me."

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3. "You can't be a lawyer and patriotic at the same time.

It's a contradiction of principles or set of illogical definitions or a negative inversion or something like that. . . . You eggheads know what you call it. . . . But I know what it is! . . . If you're a lawyer you have to argue both sides, but being patriotic means playing for just one side. . . . You can't be on both teams. . . . Where am I wrong?"