"How's your Tahiti?" Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!

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Bill ("Talking makes me hot&quot O'Reilly is saying, "Laura, that's just down-right insane! . . . Just how is it sexist to assume, all other things being equal, that men know more than women, that they are discernibly more capable behind a scalpel as well as an assault rifle, that they will always reign supreme on the athletic field as well as in the board room, that they can out-think out-perform over 94% of their female rivals. . . . That's just the facts! . . . Just how is it 'sexist' to state the facts? . . . That's what I'd like to know. . . . Next you'll be telling me truth comes in 'little missy' sizes. . . . Jeez."

[Berlum]

1. The Republican War on Women is so damn low & soul ugly, in every moral respect

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2. "Just listen, Laura, to exactly what they're saying. . . . Someone shoots an abortion doctor

in Kansas, somebody else beats a gay teenager to death in Wyoming, someone all together different shouts down a public official in Waco, assault rifles are being taken into our schools and theaters, nuts are buying hundred-round clips as fast as they can be made . . . and for all this they blame me??? . . . Because I create 'an intolerant and violent atmosphere'! . . . . CRAP!!! . . . I'd like to get them on here and ask those pinheads just how I create 'an intolerant and violent atmosphere'! . . . Then we'll see something!!! . . . Then somebody's going to know what hurting is all about!!"

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3. "If I can figure it out, anyone can! . . . Like Noah and that guy

who was swallowed by the whale, what's his name (Ahab? . . .Gepetto? . . . the one who had a wooden boy), those stories, because no one would ever have believed them, obviously come from folktales and fairy tales and the stories-told-round-the-fire tradition. But stories like Sodom and Granola or the stone tablets with the Ten Commandments chiseled on them popping out of a burning bush, or Eve haggling with that fruit-vending snake, those are obviously true 'cause they're believable and it was Moses who wrote them down."

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4. "I don't CARE if I only gave you a minute. That's 30 seconds longer than you have things to say.

And less than one-third of that makes any sense, and a good portion of the remaining is flat out WRONG! . . . How do I know all this? . . . Because I'm right is why. . . Because I'm right."