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The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
Wed Jul 3, 2013, 05:28 PM Jul 2013

Sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman to NSA leaker: Marry me?!

It's a match made in spy heaven!

Sexy spook Anna Chapman, busted in the summer of 2010 as part of a sleeper cell of Russian agents, proposed to fugitive NSA leaker Edward Snowden on Twitter.

Snowden, will you marry me?!
— Anna (@ChapmanAnna) July 3, 2013

Snowden, who revealed the secret NSA surveillance program PRISM, has been stuck in Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport since June 23, after fleeing his Hong Kong hiding place. He has been caught in legal limbo after being stripped of his US passport and has sought asylum wth 21 countries.

The real-life Bond girl made headlines herself when she was revealed to be part of a sleeper cell of Russian agents and her sexy personal snapshots went viral. Not long after her outing, she was deported back to Russia with nine other spies as part of a massive swap.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/international/sexy_spy_anna_chapman_to_nsa_leaker_269duh15dXoveRJt9SdKyJ?utm_source=SFnewyorkpost&utm_medium=SFnewyorkpost



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Sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman to NSA leaker: Marry me?! (Original Post) The Straight Story Jul 2013 OP
what's that song that goes... Enrique Jul 2013 #1
Hell, I'd expose secrets if she would marry me The Straight Story Jul 2013 #2
Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley? Chan790 Jul 2013 #4
that's it Enrique Jul 2013 #5
I've been thinking of Mad Magazine for weeks now frazzled Jul 2013 #3

The Straight Story

(48,121 posts)
2. Hell, I'd expose secrets if she would marry me
Wed Jul 3, 2013, 05:46 PM
Jul 2013

(Said this to trigger the NSA response team, waiting on an email now from them......and there it is, in the spam filter)

 

Chan790

(20,176 posts)
4. Portions for Foxes by Rilo Kiley?
Wed Jul 3, 2013, 05:48 PM
Jul 2013


"Portions For Foxes"

There's blood in my mouth 'cause i've been biting my tongue all week.
I keep on talking trash, but i never say anything.
And the talking leads to touching,
And the touching leads to sex,
And then there is no mystery left.

And it's bad news, baby i'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news

I know i'm alone if i'm with or without you,
But just being around you offers me another form of relief
When the lonliness leads to bad dreams,
And the bad dreams lead me to calling you,
And i call you and say "c'mere!"

And it's bad news, baby i'm bad news
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news

And it's bad news,baby it's bad news
It's just bad news, bad news, bad news
'Cause you're just damage control
For a walking corpse like me,
Like you,
'Cause we'll all be portions for foxes.
Yeah, we'll all be portions for foxes.

There's a pretty young thing in front of you
And she's real pretty, and she's real into you
And then she's sleepin' inside of you.

And the talking leads to touching, then the touching leads to sex
And then there is no mystery left.

And it's bad news. I don't blame you,
I do the same thing. I get lonely too.
And you're bad news; my friends tell me to leave you,
That you're bad news, bad news, bad news

You're bad news,baby you're bad news
And you're bad news, baby you're bad news
And you're bad news
I don't care i like you
And you're bad news
I don't care i like you
I like you
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