Who put the dent in 'president'? Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("But I watched a lot of Viet Nam war movies!&quot Nugent is saying: "What the devil do you have to know to be president anyway? . . . I mean, you got about a dozen secretaries to tell you things and stuff. . . . And then there's always the internet."

[Callmecrazy]

1. Well, he's got my vote...

for village IDIOT!

[darkangel218]

2. "So, I s*** my pants and Im a pedophile. So what?"

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[SwissTony]

3. What's not to like about him?

You forgot to mention he's a dickhead.

And a coward.

[left on green only]

4. "Can't blame me"

"No one ever said your supposed to wad the paper up *before* you use it!"

[skip fox]

5. "Well, first thing I'd do was to change the title for the cabinet heads. . . . 'Secretaries'

makes you think of sweet little things in tight dresses. . . But did you get a look at some of today's 'secretaries'? . . . Geez. . . Or maybe I'd keep the word and hire some cute little things in tight dresses. . . . I could be making my first presidential decision right here, right now!""

[skip fox]

6. And the national bird can be an AK-47.