"I'm Ted Nugent, I Have 9 Children From 7 Women And I Want To Be President."

[Initech]

Conservative rocker Ted Nugent says he’s considering running in 2016 and already has a campaign pitch: “Hi, I’m Ted Nugent. I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.”

In a Washington Post Magazine story published this week, Nugent told Steve Hendrix that he was “thinking about it.”

Nugent’s wife of 24 years, Shemane, explained that he had talked about running before, “but this time he seems more serious. People are constantly asking him to run.”

In the 1980s and the mid-2000s, 66-year-old brother brother Jeff Nugent helped him do polling for a possible run for Michigan governor. At one point, New Mexico Republicans also attempted to draft him to run for governor of their state.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/04/nugents-2016-slogan-i-have-9-children-from-7-women-and-im-running-for-president/

And let this creepy piece of shit be the leader of the free world? No thanks. He would get laughed out of the primaries faster than Newt Gingrich and his idea to colonize the moon.

[IdaBriggs]

1. Anyone know if he adopted a lot or just doesn't know how condoms work?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Jenoch]

2. I just read his Wikipedia

page and they only listed 6 children. He fathered them all but gave up the first two siblings up for adoption (I suppose they were twins).

I used to like his music when I was young but I didn't know what an asshole he was back then. I hope he doesn't get any support, but then again, I'm from the state where Jesse Ventura was elected governor, he's another idiot.

[IdaBriggs]

4. 5 out of wedlock, two given for adoption,

only 3 born in a "stable" two parent home - and the mysterious ninth seems to be missing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_nugent
Family
Nugent has had two wives and has eight children, including five out of wedlock in two liaisons almost 30 years apart. In the late 1960s, prior to his first marriage, Nugent fathered a boy, Ted (Mann) and a girl, whom he gave up for adoption in infancy. This did not become public knowledge until 2010. The siblings were adopted separately and had no contact with one another. The son learned the identity of his birth father in 2010 through the daughter's quest to make contact with him and their birth parents. According to a news report, Nugent over the years had discussed the existence of these children with his other children.[27]

In 2005 Nugent was involved in a legal battle for not paying enough child support for a child he had out of wedlock in 1995.[28] It was finally resolved when Nugent was ordered to pay $3,500 per month in child support.[29]

He was married to his first wife, Sandra Jezowski, from 1970 to 1979. They had two children, son Theodore Tobias "Toby" Nugent and daughter Sasha Nugent. Sandra died in a car crash in 1982. His second marriage was to Shemane Deziel, whom he met while a guest on Detroit's WLLZ-FM, where she was a member of the news staff. They married on January 21, 1989. Together they have one child, son Rocco Winchester Nugent.

In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with seventeen-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian, an arrangement that Spin magazine ranked in October 2000 as #63 on their list of the "100 Sleaziest Moments in Rock".[30][31]

I need a shower now. Ick.

[Jenoch]

5. Me too.

[SammyWinstonJack]

39. Republican family values on full display with this one.

In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with a seventeen year-old- Hawaii native Pele Massa. Due to the age difference they could not marry so Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian...

[Aerows]

22. I'd trust Jesse Ventura

long before I'd trust Ted Nugent, and that's saying something since both are bumfuck nuts.

[Jenoch]

24. Not me.

Jesse is currently suing the widow of a Navy SEAL. Her husband wrote a book that sort of described him in a not so complementary manner. The Navy SEAL died so Ventura switched to suing his estate, which is the widow. By the way, contray to what he says all the time Jesse Ventura was never a Navy SEAL.

[Aerows]

26. did you miss the part where I said they were both bumfuck nuts?

In your rush to discredit Jesse Ventura for me, you failed to realize he has long been discredited. Bumfuck nuts, I said. I'm not sure how that can be taken as a glowing endorsement.

[Jenoch]

34. Sorry. I was replying to the part before

the comma.

[Aerows]

35. LOL apparently so

Oh well, they both got my glowing endorsement.

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. If condoms really worked, Nugent wouldn't have been born.

Then again, maybe his old man used a piece of nylon net or wire screening..

[Aerows]

23. Probably the stockings of his latest

barely pubescent conquest.

[Thinkingabout]

3. I sure hope he does not try to run on the Democratic ticket, we don't need crazy on our ticket.

[Initech]

8. Considering he spends most of his time blasting "teh evil liberals!!!1!", he won't.

[Thinkingabout]

14. Maybe he will run with Sarah Palin in her new party, leave the crazies together.

[Kurovski]

51. He's like three Sarah Palins rolled into one.

He's PERFECT for the Republicans. Work with us here!!

[Thinkingabout]

57. I really don't want the crazies to look towards our Democrat Party, we can remain intelligent and

able to govern, I like us, we have good ideas, we want people to work and earn decent salaries, we care about the poor and disable, we want all babies born to have food to eat, we love our neighbors, Isn't it good to be a Democrat.

[Octafish]

6. Courtney Love said she performed a sex with Ted Nugent when she was a child of 12.

http://blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=20690

[Initech]

7. Really? That makes it even creepier!

[Octafish]

12. Statute of Limitations on Statutory Rape shouldn't influence modern GOP hearts and minds.

...because you have to have a heart and mind to understand what is involved.

[Initech]

13. True, they do have extremely short memories.

[Jenoch]

25. Even the Republicans are not crazy enough

to embrace Nugent as a presidential candidate. Some individuals will, sure, but not the national party.

[Major Nikon]

28. She wasn't the only one

By most accounts (including his own) Nugent was a serial pedophile.

[no_hypocrisy]

9. American as Johnny Appleseed.

[TheCowsCameHome]

36. Yeah, Teddy Roadapples

"Let me squeeze one out for you"

[NightWatcher]

10. Lest we not forget that he shit his pants to dodge 'Nam

But he feels real manly shooting stupid animals with rifles and bows and arrows.

[Nine]

11. Forget? It's all I can think about every time I see his stupid, smirky face. (nt)

[pinboy3niner]

37. Indeed! nt

[Mike Daniels]

15. "People are constantly asking him to run.”

I guess if Ted counts the voices he hears in his head as "people" then I think he should just go for it.

It's not like the GOP primary process can be any less of a circus than the 2012 version turned out to be.

[Nevernose]

30. Advisors to Ted:

"Sir, we've got the incest and bestiality vote locked down, but we're still trying to break more than fifty percent of the mullet vote!"

[jen63]

58. HILARIOUS!!!

[Mike Daniels]

16. Maybe he can again invite Hillary to suck on his "rifle" during a primary debate

Given the way the primary debates went last year with the yahoos in the GOP audience cheering on capital punishment and booing gay soldiers it stands to reason they'd give that comment a standing ovation. Anything that further shows the general public how low the GOP has sunk just helps the Democratic party even more.

[Motown_Johnny]

17. The (R) Primaries would be more fun with him in it.

The clown car needs a lead clown and after "Mr. 9-9-9" the next one is going to have really big clown shoes to fill. Ted is one of the few that could do it.

[Liberal_in_LA]

18. righties only disapprove of out of wedlock births for people of color

[onethatcares]

20. can he get the

gorilla from Wasilla as a runnin mate? That's my question.


Gaud. will Fred Thompson please stop pushing life insurance and come back to the party???

[Initech]

29. Please!!! That would be the most hilarious campaign ever!

[Rex]

21. I don't give a FUCK what you want Ted Nugent!

Does THAT sounds familiar?

[AsahinaKimi]

27. I hope he does..

Than he can be buried for good, politically...by who ever runs on the Democratic ticket.

[olddots]

31. hey Ted you are at best a guitar owner

and a brainless insecure pus boil -----please run and spend all your blood money in your attempt at being a celebrity douche maggot.

[uppityperson]

33. U Are Right

I agree completely

[Rhiannon12866]

41. So were U...

[uppityperson]

43. Hi! And..

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=305622

[Rhiannon12866]

44. Good catch! Thanks!

Looked this up earlier, think it's genuine, but clearly one to watch.

[uppityperson]

45. Timing and the tone but maybe not.

Actually I have enjoyed a break from my hobby, just notice sometimes.

[Rhiannon12866]

46. I appreciate it, nonetheless

We've been hit like never before, lately, so can use all the help we can get.

[uppityperson]

47. After reading #2, I'd say yes. If you want to let him post slow, he'll probably take a break

from fast nasty returns and be content for a bit, but you never know.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023178494#post23

I am sure you've seen this one, but just in case...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/124481713

[Rhiannon12866]

48. I just added the posts and am more convinced.

I got one similar to that, earlier, and so did gaot. The one thing that made me hesitate is that this is an actual zip code.

[uppityperson]

49. I messed up on one once, did a legitimate one that Skinner had to fix

They came in in the middle of a batch. So long as it goes slow, and nothing obnoxious, is ok to watch and get a feel for. Being a real zip is different. And I'm in the general Du, hobbies aside.

[Rhiannon12866]

50. That happened to me once, too.

And it was because one of the others pointed out that it was a zip code. Guess that's why I hesitated.

[arely staircase]

38. thought he was dead

or in jail

[mick063]

40. I see that the last clown car wasn't hysterical enough.

He would, however, beat Rick Perry in a debate.

Bravo GOP. America needs a reality show with more international interest. Better for the ratings.

If he gets elected I'll petition a South American country for asylum.

[lpbk2713]

42. Run Ted run.

Go ahead and spoil it for anyone who might have a serious shot at a nomination.


WTG genius.

[Initech]

56. Yes please! I'll stock the butter!

[Just Saying]

52. Dear God

Is it just me or does the right just have an endless supply of nut jobs that want to be President?

[silvershadow]

53. Does anyone happen to know if he fully supported each and every one without public assistance?

I'm just curious. That seems like a lot of different women to be bearing his children, and with him being a rock and roller, I can't imagine each one was planned. If he denied any of them, or had tiffs with the women, chances are pretty good the women may have had a difficult time with $. Enquiring minds want to know...

[Blue Owl]

54. Start measuring the drapes

[TlalocW]

55. If he runs, just have Elayne Boosler interview him for a news channel

I recall her shutting him two or three times on, "Politically Correct," back in the day.

TlalocW