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SANFORD, FLClaiming that his second-degree murder trial has dragged on for way too long, sources confirmed Thursday that former neighborhood watch volunteer George Zimmerman offered to just plead guilty and pay the fine or whatever. Look, Im sick of having to deal with this, so just let me pay the 100 bucks or whatever it is and Ill be on my way, said Zimmerman, noting that he has already wasted three weeks in court fighting his murder charge in the February 2012 shooting death of unarmed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. At this point, I dont even care anymore. Ill take the slap on the wrist if it means I can get back to my life. And if I have to do community service or something then, fine, Ill do that too. Zimmerman added that he really needed to wrap things up by tomorrow at the latest, since he has already missed way too many days of work for this stupid thing.
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Stuart G
(38,436 posts)if he did...how stupid can he be?????....It is hard to believe...they will get him on manslaughter..and he will get 15 years..
then he can get back to his life..after 15 years in jail.......
winter is coming
(11,785 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)I hovered, but didn't click it.
Stuart G
(38,436 posts)Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)That's what I like about The Onion - it mirrors reality so well, and that reality appears to be ridiculous.
I'm at work now - Have summations started yet? I hope Zimmermann gets nailed. At least on manslaughter.
Iggo
(47,558 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,640 posts)cyberswede
(26,117 posts)Some won't realize it's satire.
ChazII
(6,205 posts)Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)except the Onion always takes it to the next level.
Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)That's why I wanted to not disclose the source.
I'm subversive like that.
snooper2
(30,151 posts)At Thu Jul 11, 2013, 12:50 PM an alert was sent on the following post:
George Zimmerman Offers To Just Plead Guilty And Pay Fine Or Whatever
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too raw, tasteless
You served on a randomly-selected Jury of DU members which reviewed this post. The review was completed at Thu Jul 11, 2013, 01:02 PM, and the Jury voted 2-4 to LEAVE IT.
Juror #1 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: This post is from The Onion and clearly satire. Leave it.
Juror #2 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: It is the Onion. People like raw onions and they are not tasteless either.
Juror #3 voted to HIDE IT and said: It is a sick joke, imho. Closing arguments are happening right now.
Juror #4 voted to HIDE IT and said: There is no indication that it's satire. It's just plain dumb and disruptive.
Juror #5 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: too raw? tasteless? You should be one busy alerter if those are your criteria LOL
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Now, back to the really raw, how about some
Greatness that is!
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Juror #6 voted to LEAVE IT ALONE and said: Onion satire. Leave it.
Thank you very much for participating in our Jury system, and we hope you will be able to participate again in the future.
Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)I was trying to show how cavalier Zimmerman has been throughout his ordeal.
He honestly doesn't think he did anything wrong, even though he murdered someone.
The Onion mirrors reality and reality is getting to be more and more unreal. Hence, why I posted it in such a manner. The Onion, and myself by posting the article, are trying to show that.
Iggo
(47,558 posts)If they gotta tell you it's satire, then it ain't satire anymore.
raccoon
(31,111 posts)Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)Certainly unsolicited, but I'll take compliments when I can get them.
GObamaGO
(665 posts)Sadly, it really is not that far from the truth.
Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)But some took it the wrong way and apparently alerted on it.
GObamaGO
(665 posts)I knew it was The Onion without even looking at the link.
Satire, people, learn to recognize it!
Sorry you got alerted.
Fantastic Anarchist
(7,309 posts)ecstatic
(32,712 posts)the Onion "went there" way too soon, although I can't imagine ever being at a point where I would find this funny. Trayvon is dead and, according to the talking heads on TV, Z will get to walk away like nothing happened.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)Got me good.