I can only imagine what the demented world of a hardcore republican must look like
Wake up, make coffee. Regret the fact that coffee comes from a socialist country (and that the coffee maker comes from China). Look out the window to see that the yard crew is finishing the last touches on the lawn only to be upset that those people aren't even from this country (as they don't belong here of course as well as how they are only a detriment to society).
Get in your GM (as you only buy American... though the government are socialist bastards for saving that company) and start your drive to work (on the shitty roads that suck because they were paid for with... taxes). Check the watch to see that it's almost 9am (if only they hadn't passed regulations so you could work 14 hour days 7 days a week like the old times) and start your day in the office.
Another rough day at the office of course as your boss is a woman (far above her position in THIS world) and more and more of your co-workers aren't part of the good ol' boys club. At lunch there was another horrible sight, two men kissing. God cried. Hell, there was even broccoli being served. Government nazis! One can only bottle that anger inside.
A quick glimpse at the news, "Everyone is going to have OBAMAcare!". Quite possibly the worst thing ever; now that everyone else is going to have care now I might get less! Not to mention my company-paid healthcare costs are going to go up! Orphans should dish out for their own healthcare, how is it my problem?
Back to work. For some reason our company is doing charity work for some starving homeless kids in Haiti... fuck those kids! I haven't had a raise in months! Daddy wants a newer model Benz, the 2012 is outta style.
Finally, 5pm. Stop by the gas station so i can get all the way home... you know, that dreaded part of the week has hit where I have to support terrorists in the middle east by filling my fuel tank. Hell, even the Circle K's and Mobil stations are selling Mexican candy.
Really wish they would get rid of that billboard saying a woman has the right to choose. Choose dinner maybe. These godless bastards are so busy shitting all over these precious unborn angels that they don't seem to realize the death they are causing. All life is important. Except for when Mr. Perry decides they are bad people.
At least there's the reprieve that Fox News offers when I get home. To let me know that I'm not alone in feeling this way. I've known Obama was Muslim from day one... I mean, come on, he's black. And from where Muslim's are from. Nothing is better than the truth, pure and unadultered. How everyone else is so blind I still don't understand.
(Yes, this is sarcasm and irony)
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The husband was telling me how one of his 'friends' was whining about Macs being made in China. A semi valid point only if you choose to whine about ALL products sold in this country that are made in China. Turns out, he's just a Steve Jobs hater, which didn't come out until later in the conversation.
Anyway, the conversation went on and turned to cars. Husband mentioned that many parts of American cars are made overseas. The response from friend, "I don't care. I drive a Toyota." 
No, he did not see the irony in his own admission.
