Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?

[WilliamPitt]

Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?
http://harddawn.com/are-militant-atheists-using-chemtrails-to-poison-the-angels-in-heaven/

Also featured:

Revealed! Obama’s IRS Using Nazi UFO Technology to Bully the Tea Party
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Dorito Danger: How Mexican-Style Snack Chips Are Threatening America’s Borders
http://harddawn.com/dorito-danger-how-mexican-style-potato-chips-are-threatening-americas-borders/

...and more.

Yeah, I think I've found my new favorite thing in the world.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Yes, why do you ask?

[shenmue]

2. If you are, please stop?

Don't poison the angels, it's not fair. They haven't got any hospitals.

[LisaLynne]

31. Yes, because God hates socialized medicine.

It makes baby Jesus cry.

[A HERETIC I AM]

44. People saying things make baby Jesus cry.....

Makes baby Jesus cry.

[djean111]

3. I think we are killing the site.

Awesome stuff.
Although "site" was used instead of "sight" in the chem-trail article, which almost made me think the guy was sincere.

[pinboy3niner]

4. Finally SOMEBODY is paying attention!1!!

[deafskeptic]

5. great, we got a wacko site to entertain us. ROLF n/t

[WilliamPitt]

7. Satire is lost on DU

Try again.

[11 Bravo]

19. Scary, ain't it? H. L. Mencken had it pretty much correct.

[WilliamPitt]

20. As did P.T. Barnum.

[Iggo]

38. Poe was right, too.

[winter is coming]

6. "Obama's Body Double Will Get Replica Oval Office"

Or will he? What if the replica's in the real Oval?

[Blackford]

8. This must be satire.

It cannot be serious.

Nobody is that completely fucked in the head.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

56. That ain't a gun....

[Nevernose]

9. Just when I think I'm ready to quit drinking...

I'm reminded at what we're dealing with. I think every time someone here posts something like, "How come we can spend a trillion dollars a year on bombing people, but we won't take care of our own sick people!" we should all just post a link to this thread, realize that a large portion of this county is TOTALLY OUT OF THEIR MOTHERFUCKING MINDS. The only logical thing to do with these people is not to negotiate, but to keep drinking.

(Of course, I might just be saying this to throw the hounds off the scent of Operation Farting on Archangels)

That article could have passed muster at Free Teapublic, but some of the articles are obviously satire. Read "Amanda, Please Quit the Phish" for a funny example.

[NuclearDem]

25. Good, keep those pesky investigators busy.

We're putting the finishing touches on Project Sarin for Seraphim and we can't have these nosey truthseekers dogging us.

[Nevernose]

45. That was not just funny

"Project Sarin for Seraphim" is very clever.

[dorkzilla]

29. I'll drink to that!

TOTALLY OUT OF THEIR MOTHERFUCKING MINDS!! YES, LOL!!!!

Oh gosh, this means its only a matter of time before my poor brother starts quoting shit from here.

Pour me another, willya???

[greytdemocrat]

10. Hilarious site!!!!

Too funny!!!

[Demo_Chris]

11. Yes. Yes we are. nt

[NuclearDem]

12. Alright, who spilled the beans on Operation Ringing Bell?!

[bunnies]

13. Some traitor leaked our plan?

Wait till we find him.

[NuclearDem]

15. He pretty pray we--oh.

[bunnies]

17. thats right.

Deaf ears. Deaf ears.

[Alamuti Lotus]

14. Curses, they're on to us... Now what will we do to defy Him and all his works? :(

I was intrigued, however, to learn about the occult symbolism inherent in the shape of Doritos. I pride myself on being fairly well versed in the realm of satanic conspiracies (I am responsible for several of them, in fact), but this one sadly escaped my attention until now.

[felix_numinous]

16. Wait just a minute

you left out the Reptilians and Planet X. What a rookie.

[Politicub]

18. The fact that people are defending the post in the comment stream...

makes me really happy!!

Thank you Internet gods!



On edit: It looks like we broke it

[Coexist]

21. "Religion is at an all time low, while sodomy and perversion are at epic heights"

"Religion is at an all time low, while sodomy and perversion are at epic heights. Clearly the overlap of these symptoms with the widespread usage of chemtrails is more than just a coincidence."

His Holiness the FSM has already identified the causation between the decrease in the Pirate population and the increase in Global Warming.

He may have met his match.

Well played, Hard Dawn... well played.

[JHB]

22. Not at all. My chemtrails are perfectly safe for angels...

...according to my in-house divine-ronmental impact studies. No causal relationship has been my aether-mining operations and angel poisonings has ever been established by impartial analysts.

I'm an entrepreneur, and my business is a sterling example of the benefits of self-regulation. You and your band of radical cloud-huggers will be hearing from my lawyers for this slander!

[olddots]

23. Dorito Danger ?

[Earth_First]

24. "You Can Quit The Phish If You Try, Amanda"

http://harddawn.com/you-can-escape-the-phish-if-you-try-amanda/



I just packed the car to leave in the morning for Phish at Jones Beach in Wantagh...

[PD Turk]

26. Poisioning? no

They're laying out some really big lines for them.... that's why they always disappear pretty quick

[madrchsod]

27. the guy in the header with the gun is hilarious......

[Skraxx]

28. Is That Wrong?

As a moral relativist, I''m not quite sure.

[randome]

30. They're falling from the sky!

I'm embarrassed to admit one of my daughters forces me to watch Supernatural from time to time. Teenagers! Harumph!


[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

[relayerbob]

51. Oh, I'm stealing you birds line!!!

[randome]

55. For personal use only!!!!

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Birds are territorial creatures.
The lyrics to the songbird's melodious trill go something like this:
"Stay out of my territory or I'll PECK YOUR GODDAMNED EYES OUT!"[/center][/font][hr]

[Squinch]

32. You missed this one: "Lesbian Wing of the Illuminati Seizes Control of the NFL."

This site is a work of art.

[Warren Stupidity]

33. Dude, you broke their crappy website.

Resource Limit Is Reached

The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later.

[rurallib]

34. I think you broke their little site

damn, I needed the laugh.

[Fuddnik]

35. "Lesbian Wing of The Illuminati Take Over NFL"

Can't read the article because you generated so much traffic, they crashed.

[Iggo]

36. Fuck.Yes.

[frylock]

37. crap! you broke the website, Will!

Resource Limit Is Reached
The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later.

checking back later after a couple pales!

[East Coast Pirate]

39. They know too much!

[curlyred]

40. "Triangles are not an American shape"

Each chip is laid out on a subtle quartic plane curve (in this instance, a highly abstract combination of both a “bean curve” and an “ampersand curve”). The construction has been painstakingly calibrated to minimize the triangular Illuminati symbolism, yet remain easy to maneuver. The result is a snack that’s compact, small enough for a child, and also easily stackable for one-handed adult eating. This just stinks of New World Order overreach. Why put so much high-tech effort into humble foodstuff if you don’t have something to hide? And we still don’t know exactly what goes into that weirdly addictive “nacho cheese” flavoring!


Hahahaha! Thanks,Will, this shit is awesome!

[rickyhall]

52. Triangles aren't American?

And I thought they were just pie-cutting tortillas...ROTFL

[JHB]

53. Well, so much for those hats the teabaggers are so in love with...

[eppur_se_muova]

41. Well, someone has to stop them from laying their eggs in our woolen garments ! nt

[truebluegreen]

42. Dang! The links don't work.

Too much traffic apparently. I am very disappointed. I thought I was gonna learn something.

[Douglas Carpenter]

43. sounds like something the secular humanist would do

[markpkessinger]

46. My personal favorite . . .

Lesbian Wing of the Illuminati Seizes Control of the NFL
http://harddawn.com/is-the-nfl-controlled-by-the-lesbian-wing-of-the-illuminati/


LOL!

[NewJeffCT]

48. those devious lesbians

They'll have to get Rush Limbaugh to stop the coup.

[BlancheSplanchnik]

47. Haaaaaaaaahahahahhahaa!

Hoooo boy.

[awoke_in_2003]

49. Damn, who leaked? nt

[snort]

50. MWAHH HAHAHAHAHA!

Fuck you, Angels!

[whttevrr]

54. Their Crucial Mission:

Our hope for this website is that it becomes the intellectual foundation for a new era of thinking. We CAN reject the paradigm that is built on spreading sloth and Satanism, socialism and sexual perversion. We CAN set about creating a new paradigm where men are free to rise to their best potential. We CAN face the true horrors of this life and survive! We do not claim to be the originators of each and every idea presented on HardDawn.com. In fact, some of our greatest influences have been other phenomenal intellectuals who are derided as crackpots and conspiracy theorists.

[we can do it]

57. Why did you do this?? I can't stop looking at it.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

58. The comments are the funniest part....

I love it when the real knuckledraggers think it's for real.

[Lithos]

59. Hooray!

Newsmax finally has competition...

[struggle4progress]

60. I don't trust them: they're not covering the Snowden-Sasquatch story

[sigmasix]

61. a plot to overthrow animal control

It's all part of a larger plan to subvert the rule of humans. Soon the vegetables will rise-up and destroy their human masters and the rule of Ralph, the cabbage god will begin. Humans will be forced to sacrifice our first-born to the compost heap in the back yard. Other than allowing the whole living sacrifice thing, there will be no functional difference between congress and a hand-full of freshly pulled carrots. Please adjust your travel plans accordingly.

[Douglas Carpenter]

62. knr - a very important story that MUST go viral!!!

[Quantess]

63. "Hard Dawn" coming to a theater near you.

Starring Steven Segal (Chuck Norris turned down the role).

Steven Segal, in his goal to bring down a seedy local snack-chip import company, realizes the Atheist underworld deals in far more than just snack-chips. With the help of a stunning half-alien woman, Segal risks everything to save America from the the unholy extraterrestrial-nazi alliance.

[Progressive dog]

64. Wordpress wants a password to access

these stories.
I was so looking forward to reading them, what a let down.
Thanks.

[lindysalsagal]

65. Ok. You caught me. I've had just about enough from those bleeping angels.

Not that I believe in angels: I am, afterall, a militant atheist.

[Zorra]

66. Wow! Or should I say, "Woo!"?

Mommy, make those scary people go awaaaaaaay!

[Javaman]

67. odd, it asks me for password each time I click on a link. nt

[progressoid]

68. Yeah, me too.

what gives?

[ThoughtCriminal]

69. Who is leaking Project X details again?

"Maximum Leader" will not be pleased.

[RoccoR5955]

70. Too bad the links need a password.

I can't see them.
Someone want to cut and paste the text, or give me the damn password?
Thanks.

[felix_numinous]

71. This is hilarious

But this is what happens with a couple generations of dumbed down schools that now teach religion in the place of science, and NO CIVICS.

Social studies made me fall in love with this country--enough love to last a lifetime. And with a liberal teacher who taught us about propaganda and history reminiscent of Howard Zinn. Mid 70s.