Man Threw His Semen at Wal-Mart Customer He Thought Was ‘Hot’

[onehandle]

Talk about Wal-Mart horror stories: Police in Delaware arrested a New Castle man after he allegedly threw a "glob" of his own semen on the backside of a female Walmart shopper because he thought she was attractive.

The 20-year-old victim says she was standing in an aisle texting when a man she later identified as 22-year-old Frank J. Short, Jr., walked by and "said excuse me."

That's when she " suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg," according to the official police report.

Initially believing the suspect had sneezed or spat on her, the woman looked down to find "a glob of semen on her leg, just below her knee."

http://gawker.com/man-threw-his-semen-at-wal-mart-customer-he-thought-was-748714419

[NYC_SKP]

1. Well, just look at him! 'HOT'!!! Also, note the splatter logo on the Walmart Sign.

I always wondered what that was...

[Electric Monk]

2. and they said romance was dead

[Nay]

22. LOLOLOL!!!

After I I had to laugh at your comment. I never thought I could laugh after reading that news article.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

91. lol

really good response

[NightWatcher]

3. 1. Complement her on her appearance. 2. Ask her out for coffee or drinks

3. If evening goes great THEN you can throw a glob (sexy term) of goo.

Amateur Hour at Wally World.

[BainsBane]

62. That is what normal people do

Not sexual predators.

[NuclearDem]

4. Oh well, isn't he just a KEEPER.

[JI7]

5. what a piece of shit

[MrScorpio]

6. You have got to be fucking kidding me

He even looks like a sick fuck

[nolabear]

7. Okay can we agree some things are just too gross to post?

I know I know freedom of speech if you can't stand the heat why don't you just ignore etc etc but FFS...

[Liberal_in_LA]

8. ewww

[pinboy3niner]

9. "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! Free samples at checkout #3!"

Oy!

[11 Bravo]

13. Damn, I was thinking more along the lines of "Clean-up on aisle 4", but your's works too.

[mockmonkey]

73. Reminds me of this

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/shopper-ingested-semen-tainted-yogurt-sample

[formercia]

10. People of Walmart should not leave their DNA on other Customers.

Short, Frank. I can just see the face on the Prison Guard as he reads off that roster.

[notadmblnd]

11. And he though this would make the "Hot Girl" drop to her knees, bow at his feet

and beg to have his firstborn?

[gollygee]

12. Another example of rape culture

He is sexually attracted, he figures he has a right to do whatever he wants to her.

[NuclearDem]

15. Exactly. Crap like this is just unacceptable.

[LisaLynne]

17. Yep. nt

[theHandpuppet]

29. Couldn't agree more

And frankly, I find absolutely nothing funny about this assault.

[gollygee]

31. It's interesting how many people are responding thinking it's funny or gross

or giving him dating advice even, when to me it just sounded threatening and scary.

[theHandpuppet]

41. Not interesting... just disgusting

And too many people will deny the rape culture.

[lindysalsagal]

74. Impossible to imagine any woman throwing bodily fluids at a strange man

but not so impossible to imagine a man doing it.

I don't know if men are still empirically still less evolved, or if our culture just expects less from men.

[upaloopa]

78. gee this one guy represents all of us

good to know

[demwing]

81. I have only been spit on once in my life, and it was by a woman

no one I knew, but it was the last time I tried to step into the middle of a public domestic dispute.

[DesertFlower]

14. sick bastard.

[mythology]

16. I don't understand

I mean even if you think she's the hottest thing around, how does this advance the opportunity to engage in a relationship with her? Of course that's presuming he wanted a relationship and not to feel like he had control over her, so my questioning his logic is probably invalid.

And part of me wonders, does he really carry a jar of the substance around for just such an occasion?

But above all, I'm glad the woman was able to get away with "just" this happening. Not that this isn't incredibly violating and disgusting, but given that he kept following her, things could have been much worse.

[kestrel91316]

32. I think he probably followed her around the store, jerked off while spying

on her, then took a handful and walked over to her. I don't think he brought it to the store in a container.

My spidey sense is telling me this. So sue me.

[petronius]

50. I'm pretty sure you're right - and it's not completely unheard of: there

have been incidents of masturbatory attacks in campus libraries at most if not all schools I've been at, and I have friends that have experienced it on subways. Really, really, nasty behavior...

[kestrel91316]

69. If some guy tried that with me, he'd get a sound thrashing before I called the cops.

[Whisp]

37. marking his 'territory'.

this is about ownership and degradation.
she was attractive to him and he knew he could never 'have' her so he degrades her for the sin of being an attractive woman.

sick fucking asshole.

[Quixote1818]

53. You make a great observation

I never would have thought of that but I think you are probably exactly right.

[City Lights]

70. "Marking his territory" was the first thing that came to my mind.

Sick fuck.

[Whisp]

71. he might be one of those that are so addicted to porn

and has no idea how to interact with a woman like she is a human being, but only a vessal for him. Spilling semen on porn actresses seems to be one of the staples of that industry. So maybe the sickfuck thought she would moan and swoon at the idea like the actresses do.

vomit.

[Nay]

18. EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!

What the hell??? I mean, what the hell? Have people gone completely crazy?

[Nevernose]

19. The worst part of that story is Delaware

How pervasive is the problem when the legislature makes a special law for "offensive touching with bodily fluid?"

As my closest friend says, "Delaware is the Pennsylvania of the Northeast." I'm not sure who that's more offensive to. Yeah, my friend's from Jersey.

[surrealAmerican]

38. I'm guessing that law was there because of people ...

... either spitting or peeing on others, which is bad enough, but not unheard of in any state.

[Nevernose]

42. Yes. In general, though

A law isn't passed until it has become a serious issue. It's actually why I get so pissed off at Republicans when they start ranting about frivolous laws. An example: there wasn't a law against necrophilia in Nevada until 1997. It just hasn't been an issue before that; nobody had made a law against it until it became a problem.

So how bad was the problem in Delaware of people pissing and/or spitting on people that they felt it necessary to pass a law against it? Most states don't have the problems to such an extent that they have to make special laws against it. Poor Delaware.

[LeftyMom]

48. A lot of states have a specific law for this kind of thing

because it gives them something to charge prisoners with when they fling various bodily ick at guards and staff.

[Nevernose]

57. It was a joke!

Lordy, Jesus!

That was the point about "Pennsylvania of the northeast" and "my friend from New Jersey." Those things were true, but sheesh! Hurling *that* at a poor defenseless woman is gross as hell.

[mattclearing]

68. Delaware is south of both Jersey and Pennsylvania.

That comment made my head spin.

[watch the sky]

20. gross

Reason #23,956,642 to avoid WalMart.

[NightWatcher]

21. Logistics Question:

I have so many but I'll be brief.

Does one typically shop with a handful of ones little soldiers in the hopes that the opportunity will present itself....?

Might it have been a sneeze, did they conduct analysis?

[onehandle]

24. I always have some DNA on me.

I keep it in a little bag, two secure containers within.

You're welcome, ladies.

[Agschmid]

46. I get it...

but eh...

... yah.

[olddots]

23. Everything is classy about Walmart

damn that guy is hunk ( of shit)

[Douglas Carpenter]

25. now that's weird

[Incitatus]

26. That's weird.

It didn't happen in Florida

[lindysalsagal]

75. My first thought: A Wallmart in Florida. n/t.

[jmowreader]

27. Y'know, Frank, if you're gonna throw things at hot women...

Roses, invitations to nice restaurants and $20 bills you saw them accidentally drop in the aisle work lots better than what you did.

[kestrel91316]

28. One look at that pic and I can see why he has to resort to this sort of thing

for sexual fun.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

30. Couldn't McJizzy just ask her for her goddamn phone number? WTF??!!! nt

[CakeGrrl]

33. AAAAAAAGHHHHHEEEEEWWWWWW.

Gross.

[bravenak]

34. Was he just walking around with a cup of cum? Wtf?

Or was it a drive by shooting?

[pinboy3niner]

35. That is NOT what Screamin' Jay Hawkins meant by 'I put a spell on you'

[Behind the Aegis]

36. That is just beyond nasty!

This is person has some serious problems.

[Captain Stern]

39. So, I'm guessing she didn't give him her number.

I've been out of the dating game for quite a while, but his tactics have 'fail' written all over them.

To the sick perv's credit, he did say "excuse me" so Chivalry isn't entirely dead.

[FarCenter]

40. Time for People of Walmart once more

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/photos/

[AnnieBW]

43. Always Low Class

Always.

[Silent3]

44. Oh, come on now... no, not really! n/t

[Bobbie Jo]

45. WTF is that?

twisted marking behavior?

Oh hell no.

[LeftyMom]

52. Working his way up to rape.

And I'd bet money if somebody checks the cameras that he's done this many times before.

[TDale313]

60. I think you're right.

This guy needs to be off the streets.

[BlueToTheBone]

47. Eww. n/t

[mindwalker_i]

49. That's pretty whacked

Were they anywhere near a tool shed?

[thelordofhell]

54. Bye Bye Miggs...........

[LuvNewcastle]

89. That was the first thing I thought of when I saw this.

I thought only cooped-up psychos or chimps in a zoo did things like that.

[Moonwalk]

55. Yet another reason not to shop at Walmart...

[Quixote1818]

56. Here is how Wal-Mart's management responded

[RKP5637]

58. Just looking at this guy I hope they called in a hazmat crew to clean up

the place. He looks seriously contaminated!

[Pretzel_Warrior]

59. A man aspiring to be Ron Burgundy

[BainsBane]

61. a rapist in training

[Apophis]

63. Well, he's definitely got some spunk.

[KansDem]

79. !!

[stevenleser]

64. SMH. How does this even come to mind for someone?

I wish I could understand how someone even thinks about doing something like this. I remember the movie the Terminator where it showed the choices for the robot was evaluating in terms of how to respond to something.

What was going on in this persons mind? How did "throw semen at girl" win out over things like, "keep walking and say/do nothing" or "say hello" or "invite to lunch"?

[Riftaxe]

65. So much for cutbacks to the sex education program.... (nt)

[leveymg]

66. You'll meet the nicest people at Wal*Mart. Always.

[Jasana]

67. He's probably one of those "Nice Guys"™ who never gets asked out by the Princess of his dream. nt

probably

[Beacool]

72. Why was she be upset? I always go out with strangers who throw semen at me.

What a disgusting perv!!!!!!!

LOSER!!!!!

[Skidmore]

76. Umm, this might just be considered a crime under the law in most places.

I find it amazing that people are joking about him like he's some misguided kid.

[lindysalsagal]

77. New sign at Wallmart: "Bodily emissions allowed in aisle 26, only."

With big, scary orange warning signs at the beginning of the aisle.

Why not? they sell guns and ammo there.

[rurallib]

80. about the most disgusting thing I have ever heard

[polichick]

82. He'd probably be cheered in the Republican House.

[Amaya]

83. Why did I click on this thread???

"a glob of semen on her leg, just below her knee." I can't get that sentence out of my mind!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO

[cbdo2007]

84. So much for sexual assaults not having anything to do with someone's appearance.

[Rex]

85. YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!

You are supposed to go up to the woman and say, "hi my name is X and blah blah blah". Spend some time talking, see if she is interested in having you throw your sperm on her back...maybe go get a nice dinner and see a movie first. Go somewhere romantic.

I see nobody spent the time to teach that poor boy how to interact with the opposite sex.

[dembotoz]

86. thought the smiley face was due to price cuts

hope the sick bastard gets the help he needs in the 3 hots and a cot motel

[onpatrol98]

87. Hmm...he may find a "friend" or two in the local pokey.

I wonder if he'll try this new trick he's learned once incarcerated. If he aims just right, he may be able to hit several other inmates at the same time. He could be the life of the party.

[baldguy]

88. I must admit, this is one method for attracting women that I've never thought of.

[Monk06]

90. This is how 22 year old Nazi Skinheads ask for a date. I vote his spermbank privledges be denied.