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LOL: "TX State Guard mobilizes antiaircraft guns upon learning some maxipads have wings"
UPDATE to correct (see story below):
Tampons, Urine, Feces, Glitter & Confetti NOT GUNS Confiscated
WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU???
DPS press release on jarred urine and feces found at Texas Capitol
The Texas Department of Public Safety today issued a press release about items confiscated at the Texas Capitol today:
AUSTIN – The Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) today received information that individuals planned to use a variety of items or props to disrupt legislative proceedings at the Texas Capitol.
Therefore for safety purposes, DPS recommended to the Texas Senate that all bags be inspected prior to allowing individuals to enter the Senate gallery, which the Texas Senate authorized.
During these inspections, DPS officers have thus far discovered one jar suspected to contain urine, 18 jars suspected to contain feces, and three bottles suspected to contain paint. All of these items – as well as significant quantities of feminine hygiene products, glitter and confetti possessed by individuals – were required to be discarded; otherwise those individuals were denied entry into the gallery.
Read more here: http://blogs.star-telegram.com/politex/2013/07/dps-press-release-on-jarred-urine-and-feces-found-at-texas-capitol.html#storylink=cpy
The Texas Department of Public Safety today issued a press release about items confiscated at the Texas Capitol today:
AUSTIN – The Texas Department of Public Safety (DPS) today received information that individuals planned to use a variety of items or props to disrupt legislative proceedings at the Texas Capitol.
Therefore for safety purposes, DPS recommended to the Texas Senate that all bags be inspected prior to allowing individuals to enter the Senate gallery, which the Texas Senate authorized.
During these inspections, DPS officers have thus far discovered one jar suspected to contain urine, 18 jars suspected to contain feces, and three bottles suspected to contain paint. All of these items – as well as significant quantities of feminine hygiene products, glitter and confetti possessed by individuals – were required to be discarded; otherwise those individuals were denied entry into the gallery.
Read more here: http://blogs.star-telegram.com/politex/2013/07/dps-press-release-on-jarred-urine-and-feces-found-at-texas-capitol.html#storylink=cpy
this could help:
instructions at:
http://www.tamponcrafts.com/gun.html
Oh I forgot this important part:
In the interest of the safety and security of Texas legislators and the general public, these inspections will continue until the conclusion of Senate business.
Read more here: http://blogs.star-telegram.com/politex/2013/07/dps-press-release-on-jarred-urine-and-feces-found-at-texas-capitol.html#storylink=cpy
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OMFG! That is hilarious!
DUZY! DUZY! DUZY! DUZY!
for having fun with me Ilsa!
I loved these too:
peace, kp
The pilot Ho Lee Fuk? This along with the NTSB thread has me
they called in Seymour Butz 