Zimmermann did get a job at Fox...

[Archae]

Sources inside Fox News have confirmed that Zimmerman has agreed to host a nightly crime and social affairs program on the network that is set to premiere in October 2013. The controversial signing is consistent with Fox’s programming philosophy of exploiting the transient publicity of media spectacles by drafting the beneficiaries of inordinate press attention, despite a lack of experience or qualifications – e.g. Sarah Palin.

http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=10149



















(This is satire, BTW.)

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Satire it may well be

I'm still unable to work up a chuckle at this point, however.

[Demeter]

2. How can you tell? If it's satire, I mean.

I may vomit, just on general principles.

[Archae]

3. I do know our "Skittles" is going to be a little miffed...