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Coyotl

(15,262 posts) Wed Jul 17, 2013, 02:51 PM Jul 2013

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Conservative Christian group mailed vibrator to Michele Bachmann = Not the Onion

I know a few ways to cure migraines. This might work too.

Conservative Christian group mailed vibrator to Michele Bachmann
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/07/16/conservative-christian-group-mailed-vibrator-to-michele-bachmann-report/

A conservative Christian political consulting firm nearly gifted Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann (R) with a vibrator, according to court documents obtained by BuzzFeed.

The CEO of Strategy Group for Media, Rex Elsass, reportedly sent “female pleasure machines” to Bachmann by accident.

In hopes of helping with her migraines, Elsass intended to purchase an electronic head massager for the conservative congresswoman. He sent an employee off to buy the device, but the employee purchased something a bit different and mailed it to Bachmann.

The electronic device did vibrate ......

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Conservative Christian group mailed vibrator to Michele Bachmann = Not the Onion (Original Post) Coyotl Jul 2013 OP

Oh no -- pleasure! Blue Owl Jul 2013 #1

Marcus told them she needed it. Scuba Jul 2013 #2

goes along with the "spanking" and "magic wand" hobbit709 Jul 2013 #3

LOL maddezmom Jul 2013 #4

DUZY = Michelle's Magic Wand! Coyotl Jul 2013 #5

Fitting! One makes a bunch of noise, and the other is a vibrator! Fantastic Anarchist Jul 2013 #6

Encore! Encore! >:) Hydra Jul 2013 #9

You're too kind! :D Fantastic Anarchist Jul 2013 #11

So I am wondering what Rex Elsass' instructions were to his employee. nm rhett o rick Jul 2013 #7

It's an odd place to get migraines. Tierra_y_Libertad Jul 2013 #8

If anyone can have a headache down there Hydra Jul 2013 #10

Blue Owl

(50,514 posts)

1. Oh no -- pleasure!

Reply to Coyotl (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 02:53 PM

Jul 2013

Such a filthy, filthy sinner...

Scuba

(53,475 posts)

2. Marcus told them she needed it.

Reply to Coyotl (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 02:56 PM

Jul 2013

hobbit709

(41,694 posts)

3. goes along with the "spanking" and "magic wand"

Reply to Coyotl (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 02:58 PM

Jul 2013

maddezmom

(135,060 posts)

4. LOL

Reply to hobbit709 (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 02:59 PM

Jul 2013

Coyotl

(15,262 posts)

5. DUZY = Michelle's Magic Wand!

Reply to hobbit709 (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 03:00 PM

Jul 2013

Good one!!!!

Fantastic Anarchist

(7,309 posts)

6. Fitting! One makes a bunch of noise, and the other is a vibrator!

Reply to Coyotl (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 03:03 PM

Jul 2013

I'll show myself out.

Hydra

(14,459 posts)

9. Encore! Encore! >:)

Reply to Fantastic Anarchist (Reply #6)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 03:37 PM

Jul 2013

Fantastic Anarchist

(7,309 posts)

11. You're too kind! :D

Reply to Hydra (Reply #9)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 04:11 PM

Jul 2013

rhett o rick

(55,981 posts)

7. So I am wondering what Rex Elsass' instructions were to his employee. nm

Reply to Coyotl (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 03:30 PM

Jul 2013

Tierra_y_Libertad

(50,414 posts)

8. It's an odd place to get migraines.

Reply to Coyotl (Original post)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 03:37 PM

Jul 2013

Hydra

(14,459 posts)

10. If anyone can have a headache down there

Reply to Tierra_y_Libertad (Reply #8)

Wed Jul 17, 2013, 03:43 PM

Jul 2013

She'd be the one to manage it

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