Jesus is a white Australian

[graywarrior]

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[Tierra_y_Libertad]

1. I'll believe it when I see his portrait on freeway underpasses and pancakes.

[bunnies]

2. Sure. Why not.

Can anyone prove he's NOT Jesus? So glad he cleared up that whole water into wine thing. Made my day.

[datasuspect]

3. crocodile dundee?

[Laelth]

4. I thought he was American.

Presumably, he lives in Colorado.



-Laelth

[graywarrior]

9. No, he's a badass who lives in Poughkeepsie.

[sweetloukillbot]

10. He looks like Eddie Vedder! n/t

[graywarrior]

11. He sings like Eddie, too!

[pgr]

5. I'd start lookin

In a toasted cheese sandwich or perhaps a window with a leaky seal. That's where Jesus usually appears to the faithful although I think I saw a very close resemblance myself in a pile of dog (or was it god) poop one time while out walking.

[GeorgeGist]

6. I'd say there's a striking resemblance ...

[Coyotl]

8. You beat me to it by 3 seconds

Cuz I got all distracted by that dog's butt

[Coyotl]

7. But, but, but, he doesn't look anything like the Jesus dog's butt

Or the toast

Dog Butt Looks Like Jesus Christ
http://on.aol.com/video/dog-butt-looks-like-jesus-christ-517818146

[arely staircase]

12. I was expecting a pro-Assange thread. nt

[marions ghost]

13. Another Jesus Impersonator

How do you tell the real thing from all the impersonators?

Are you sure this is not a performance art piece?

[NightWatcher]

14. Shoot him dead and wait 3 days, then we'll know for sure.

[SwissTony]

15. I said this on another thread: interview him in Aramaic. n/t

[Nye Bevan]

16. So make him feed the entire audience with a couple of loaves and fishes.

And wine that he has created from water. And if anyone has a cold let them touch his shirt for an instant cure.

If you're going to talk the talk, you'd better be able to walk the walk. On water.

[graywarrior]

18. LOL

[Iggo]

17. Damn right, mate.

[srican69]

19. is he the Australian version of Stephen Colbert