Through the looking glass's looking glass. Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!!

[skip fox]

Rush ("Integrity is just a nine-letter word&quot Limbaugh is saying: "That's the truth nobody will tell you! . . . Caucasians trafficked in slavery for a shorter period than any other race in the history of the planet. . . . That's not saying slavery was good. It wasn't. . . . But by gum, the slaves over here had it pretty damned good, comparatively. . . . They had white owners who were small business men, and like small businessmen everywhere, they tried to keep their equipment in good working order. . . . Thus the slaves had something even better than food stamps or health care insurance: they had real food and doctors! . . . Right there! . . . . Makes you wonder just who owes who the reparations, doesn't it? . . . I'm waiting for Obama to cut me a check!!!"




On edit:

The second sentence in the CAPTION was actually said by this waste of human space.

[hlthe2b]

1. Hell awaits you, Rush..

Clock is ticking.

[treestar]

2. Cradle to Grave care!

A liberal's dream! Why don't we go back to it?

[deutsey]

3. For a brief, fleeting moment

Rush Limbaugh realized what a soulless turd of a human being he has become and how he has contributed nothing of any significance, beauty, or enduring meaning to humanity throughout a lifetime mired in greed, ignorance, hatred, narcissism, and hypocrisy.

Then his Viagra and OxyContin cocktail began to kick in and all was right with the world for him again.

[skip fox]

4. sweet

You must be an idealist!

[LuvNewcastle]

5. "I don't know who's more disgusting -- me or my fans."

[skip fox]

6. "But given my supremely objective and intelligent view, I'd say

we're both enough to re-calibrate notions of the repulsive. Like, whenever is too much, too much? . . . Never's when! . . . Someone's always sreaming somewhere! . . .If you can get it in your mouth, you can likely bolt it down. . . . I practice with the barrel pointing to my head. . . . And so forth."

[skip fox]

7. "I feel like John the Baptist. . . . Ah, that's before

he gets his head cut off."

[KittyWampus]

8. Pigboy is running out of sponsors.

[11 Bravo]

9. Live, courtesy of the Erection In a Bottle Network!

[Octafish]

10. Shouldn't have pissed off Rupert.

Now I'll never get invited on Carlucci's survivor yacht.

http://www.alternet.org/story/147058/the_really_creepy_people_behind_the_libertarian-inspired_billionaire_sea_castles

[skip fox]

11. "Every time I get that squishy feeling and feel something rolling around deep within,

I know something is getting ready to go pop-goes-the-gusher, but I don't know if it's going to be an idea or a fart or something else together. . . . By the way, I have somebody to sew three full-sized Depends together."

[Wounded Bear]

12. This is my 'thoughtful' look....

I don't actually think much, of course. That would be, like, work or something.

But I have to look this way from time to time to please my sponsors.....uh, wait....I mean sponsor.

The rubes really like it, though. It makes them feel intelligent to listen to someone so 'thoughtful.'

[skip fox]

13. "Bring me a bucket!"

[npk]

14. Blue is really not his color, Ugh

Did he actually use the words "by gum"?

Once again Rush believes that the White Man gets to determine what is in the best interest of someone else. That is to say nothing about his daily misogynistic, racist, and homophobic language. Gees what a disgusting man.

[skip fox]

16. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity.

But we often try to channel our subject's essence, here having him say something that he would probably enjoy saying if he thought he could get away with it.

[kentuck]

15. It is disturbing the number of morons in this country...

that listen to this clown and actually believe him. Today, he was giving a sermon about how the wealthy grow an economy, not the middle class or the poor. Trickle-down actually works, he told his audience. If Obama wants this economy to work, give more to the wealthy. Blah...blah...blah...