Carlos Danger name generator

[ripcord]

You too can now have a cool name like Anthony Weiner, just type in you name. Mine is Raul Furtive.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

[Javaman]

1. Menace, Enrique Menace is the name. nt

[CincyDem]

2. Osvaldo Risk...but you can call me Val.

[BainsBane]

3. Mariano Verboten

but you can call me Verboten.

[GeorgeGist]

4. Federico Hazard

Who am I?

[Evergreen Emerald]

5. Cesar Catastrophe

Ha...that was funny.

[Nuclear Unicorn]

6. Carmela Verboten

I'm not using that to sext my husband. He wouldn't be able to stop laughing long enough to reply.


And for the cool kids --

◾ Slab Bulkhead
◾ Fridge Largemeat
◾ Punt Speedchunk
◾ Butch Deadlift
◾ Bold Bigflank
◾ Splint Chesthair
◾ Flint Ironstag
◾ Bolt Vanderhuge
◾ Thick McRunfast
◾ Blast Hardcheese
◾ Buff Drinklots
◾ Crunch Slamchest
◾ Fist Rockbone
◾ Stump Beefknob
◾ Smash Lampjaw
◾ Punch Rockgroin
◾ Buck Plankchest
◾ Stump Junkman
◾ Dirk Hardpec
◾ Rip Steakface
◾ Slate Slabrock
◾ Crud Bonemeal
◾ Brick Hardmeat
◾ Rip Slagcheek
◾ Punch Sideiron
◾ Gristle McThornbody
◾ Slate Fistcrunch
◾ Buff Hardback
◾ Bob Johnson (oh, wait...)
◾ Blast Thickneck
◾ Crunch Buttsteak
◾ Slab Squatthrust
◾ Lump Beefbroth
◾ Touch Rustrod
◾ Beef Blastbody
◾ Big McLargehuge
◾ Smoke Manmuscle
◾ Beat Punchmeat
◾ Hack Blowfist
◾ Roll Fizzlebeef


http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/Space_Mutiny

[FSogol]

8. MST3K! Love that list. n/t

[FSogol]

7. Juan Kill!

[BainsBane]

9. That's a good one.

[X_Digger]

10. Here comes Trouble, Marcelo Trouble. n/t

[Berlum]

11. Smeldorf Whackerbagel

aka Alfonso Dynamite