Purity bear take two: My love is like a box of pizza

[Catherina]

Wow, these videos are getting better and better. Valentine’s Day purity bear was creepy, but pizza box purity bear’s arguments are downright illogical.

This is the worst ad I have ever seen to try and get people not to have sex. If someone eats pizza and then doesn’t dump the box what happens? They just save pizza boxes. And most likely their virginity because you won’t be able to find them under all the pizza boxes. If you are running an abstinence campaign of “circumstances that will never get you laid and lead to ant problems” than they have a point. But frankly, what I just said doesn’t make sense and that’s because this video doesn’t either.

http://feministing.com/2012/02/16/purity-bear-take-two-pizza-box-love/




The comments at the link are even funnier

[MineralMan]

1. What is pure about virginity?

Last edited Mon Feb 20, 2012, 09:43 PM - Edit history (1)

Pure means "without contamination." Does sex contaminate people? Really? Purity means "without blemish." Well, I remember lots of virgins in my high school who had plenty of zits and blemishes. Clearasil was the drug of choice in my school.

Purity is a strange word to apply to a person's sexual behavior, I think.

[lolly]

2. Any idea where they get their stats?

About non-virgins being more depressed?

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. Damn - they don't even kiss!

So the message is: if you tell your date you love them, they'll think of pizza. And then refuse to even kiss you. Maybe he should have tried the simple "fancy a quick one?"

[Solly Mack]

4. LMAO