Somebody just said that when rick rick ricky gets ahead in the polls, he goes off the reservation.

[lonestarnot]

Made me pee in my pants a little.

[Warpy]

1. It's hard to believe he could achieve an even higher orbit

without escaping the earth's gravitational field entirely, but I'm sure he'll manage.

Even now, he's impossible to satirize. He always tops it the next day.

[lonestarnot]

2. He is comedic gold.

[customerserviceguy]

3. When Noot won South Carolina

he made some of his biggest gaffes in this year's campaign. I wonder what Mittens would do if he were ever in that position?

We may never know.

[Marie Marie]

4. A lead in the polls tends to swell their heads.

Unfortunately, (or maybe fortunately for us), their brains don't grow proportionately. The Stupid just flows...

[LiberalFighter]

5. I wonder which tribe let him off the reservation?

Probably the tribe that originally migrated from the Bird Island. And known as the Tweety Birds.