I'm Mittens Romney. Ask me anything.

[mahina]

People say I'm just a pawn for 1% of the 1%, but I'm really just a regular guy.

Pull up a barstool and ask me whatever you'd like. I won't robospeak at you- probably.

Fielding your questions live and direct in 4,3,2,1...now.

[Motown_Johnny]

1. OK

You have said that the economic policies President Obama put in place prior to the economic recovery are not responsible for that recovery.

You have also implied that the economic policies President G.W. Bush put in place prior to the economic collapse are not responsible for that collapse.


This leaves only two possibilities:

1) You have everything backward and can't be trusted with our nation's economic future.

2) A President's economic policies are not responsible for the nation's economic well being and voters should not be electing someone based on their economic policies (the basis for your entire campaign).


Which is it?

[mahina]

2. Uncomfortable greetings, Mowtown_Johnny. Allow me to bloviate in a boring drone, while checking

my reflection in the mirror.
America.
Freedom.
Personal responsibility, and though I was only governor for 4 years, I didn't inhale. Ha ha!

The real story about the recession is that 'President' Obama is responsible for the crash, but George W. Bush is responsible for the recovery.

I didn't inhale! Ha ha! Ha ha. Grab your butt.

Freedom, freedom, freedom, prosperity, hey, I'm a job creator.

If you will permit me, I feel moved to sing. Please join in if you know the words.
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[Motown_Johnny]

3. Silly me, I should have asked....

...you not to sing.

[mahina]

4. Pretty sure that request has to be recieved in writing, notarized,

and in triplicate.

Also, Freedom.

Security!

[Ichingcarpenter]

5. How many positions do you take

in Karma Sutra? And what's your favorite.

[mahina]

7. Well hey there. I'll put two bucks on position 2,

and I'll go with 2 as my favorite. Also 4, 6 and 32.
Depending. Actually my favorite was always 42. I've been very consistent about this.

But I didn't inhale.

[phasma ex machina]

6. How can we the people make your banksters happy?

[mahina]

8. Well thank you for asking!

If you'd be so kind as to pay close attention to the TV news, being scrupulously careful to avoid any news from those dirty foreigners, that would be a great start. Please disregard anything about Rick Santorum's surge or my currently lackluster stats. Those numbers are all lies.

Buy lots and lots of stuff, because that is a patriotic thing to do. If you're low on cash, no worries, take out a loan, or maybe two. If you can mortage your house for even more than it's worth, buy a new car whether you need one or not, and spend every nickel you can impressing the hell out of your neighbors, you are on the right track.

Remember that corporations are people and money is speech, and if anyone tells you otherwise, they are un-American and should be shunned.

God bless America!

That reminds me of my favorite song. Join along if you know the words, won't you?

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[mahina]

9. OK folks, Hawaii 5-0 is coming up on the box, so my handlers are telling me

it's time for a foreign policy briefing.

I'm so happy we were able to connect here on the intertubes. Stay strong, live long, Republic Power!

Freedom.

[Mnemosyne]

10. Mittens, why would you strap poor Seamus to the roof? Are you stupid or just cold and cruel? n/t

[mahina]

11. Security! Security!

I was TOLD that there would be no dog-related questions.
Also, I am a problem solver.

[shireen]

12. +1

http://www.dogsagainstromney.com/

[flamingdem]

13. What do you really think of Rick Santorum

I mean REALLY think of him, don't hold back.

[mahina]

18. That smug little sweater-vest wearing, Holier-than-thou, husband of a fornicator?

That smarmy, mealymouthed, sancimonious twat who thinks his feces doesn't stink?

Why, I have nothing but respect for my esteemed opponent.

[applegrove]

14. Do you think, with Santorum elevating religion to be equal with the whole Obama world view, with

religion riding so high right now, do you think it will make it harder now for evangelicals to put their religion on the back burner and vote for you: a mormon?

[mahina]

21. Well, I think all that small mindedness is a thing of the past,

as long as we are choosing between white guys. Just between us.

Jesus, Freedom, Prosperity. I didn't inhale. Ha ha!

I will force spiders and badgers on the other side, and force them to give up. Oh hey, this is for the cow.

Now you've got me whispering to a freak who thinks that fish have menstrual cycles. Yo momma's pudgy. Face it. Freedom.

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[HopeHoops]

15. Do dogs hide from you?

[mahina]

22. I was lead to believe that there would be no dog-related questions.

Security!!

[HopeHoops]

23. Whoa - my dog just left some santorum on your sweater vest.

I'm assuming Mittens decides he was the first to wear a sweater vest before he didn't wear them so he'll have one on before long.

[WI_DEM]

16. Do you have any core beliefs or do you put your finger in the air to determine if you

need to take a piss in the morning?

[mahina]

19. I'll get have to back to you on that.

[MattBaggins]

17. How about that Santorum surge coming from behind you?

[mahina]

20. It's a mess!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

24. Why do you hate me?

Is it that I'm a Norse Heathen?


or is it that my family is part wolf and you just want to strap all my brothers and sisters to your roof?

[mahina]

25. Seamus?

Seamus, is that you?

In another lifetime, you can strap me on the roof, ok buddy? Meanwhile, just get in this nice new crate and we'll hop you on top, pop.