Rush Limbaugh got caught with a bucket of Viagra, but he still thinks birth control is bad

[kpete]

Some men take their insurance provided chemical erections to the Dominican Republic:

Rush Limbaugh got caught with a bucket of Viagra, but he still thinks birth control is bad - The least necessary comment on the battle over contraception insurance coverage comes from Rush Limbaugh. Cenk says, “He’s complaining about people wanting to have sex? That’s the guy who went to the Dominican Republic with a bucket of Viagra. That guy’s talking about having sex? Here’s who needs contraception: anybody having sex with Rush Limbaugh.”
http://current.com/shows/the-young-turks/videos/rush-limbaugh-got-caught-with-a-bucket-of-viagra-but-he-still-thinks-birth-control-is-bad

Related: The Dominican Republic is one of the biggest sex tourism destinations in the world (source). Rush Limbaugh was flying from the Dominican Republic with four other men–including the producers of the hit show ’24′–when he was detained over a mislabeled bottle of Viagra found in his luggage during a Customs search. (July 6, 2006 – The Smoking Gun)
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/rush-limbaughs-dominican-stag-party
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/2001/07/44888?currentPage=all

[safeinOhio]

1. Between marriages

sex?

Stone him. Stone him.

[tularetom]

2. He's been married four times with no kids?

Either he married four women incapable of conceiving or;

Rush himself is shooting blanks or;

He practices birth control or;

He has never had sex with any of the four wives.

I'm kind of suspecting it may be the last option.

[Arkansas Granny]

11. As a woman, I can't imagine wanting to have sex with that bloated carcass.

[mysuzuki2]

3. Beam, meet mote.

[Solly Mack]

4. This will cause nightmares.

[leftyohiolib]

5. in the d.r. with a bucket of viagra and 4 men?

[msanthrope]

6. If I remember the 90's, BJ's are his favorite sex act....no BC needed....

On Some Sad Laps, No Heads Bob


ByJames Wolcott
11:18 AM, April 15 2005

This morning on Air America, Jerry Springer ran the tape of Rush Limbaugh's bizarre outburst against Al Gore's upcoming cable news venture for "yoof" (as they say in British papers), mocking its mission to represent the viewpoints of young people by claiming that the only thing kids cared about today was blowjobs, which were rampant in the nation's high schools today thanks to Al's good friend Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. Maybe it should be called "The BJ Network," Rush railed, since blowjobs were now the only thing occupying the empty minds of MTV audiences--all those teenage Monicas out there hooking up with teenage Bubbas.

Limbaugh seemed to be implying at the top of his voice that blowjobs are an integral part of the liberal agenda, an argument which he may want to rethink. The popularity of blowjobs is difficult to metric but undeniable; they cause little harm and zero unwanted pregnancies. If the plentitude of blowjobs is part of the Clinton legacy, millions owe the former president a debt of gratitude and an annual pilgrimage to the Clinton Memorial Library in Arkansas.

Yet, like so many products and pleasures, blowjobs aren't evenly distributed in society. It's a renewable natural resource not everyone gets to enjoy, and I was struck by the vehement tone of Limbaugh's tirade. He sounded bitter. I've seen this rancor inflict so many middle-aged men. Reading about all the oral sex young people are presumably having, they feel envious and resentful. No classmates were treating them to afterschool blowjobs in high school! Nor were hot teachers like that one in Florida seducing them in parked cars. It doesn't seem fair. It doesn't seem just. We're living in the Golden Age of BJs, and men in Rush's recumbent position feel barred from Eden, forced to imagine the action from their recliners as they stare sullenly at their plasma screens. It's probably how many adults felt during the free-love Sixties as the lid came off the nation's libido.

Clearly no small part of the undying enmity conservatives like Rush (and many liberal men too) have for Bill Clinton was that he was their age (maybe even older) and yet was able to participate in the exciting blowjob youth movement courtesy of Monica Lewinsky's bright red mouth. How this made them seethe, and the fact they still mention it at the slightest farfetched opportunity shows that they seethe still.

Snip--more hilarity at link..

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/wolcott/2005/04/on-some-sad-lap

[DCKit]

7. Boys can't get pregnant. nt

[HopeHoops]

8. Rush needs Viagra just to find his "Mr. Dinky".

[kenichol]

9. I predict that Rush will be revealed as a pervert along the lines of DeSade

The Viagra fueled trip is just the tip of an iceberg.

[Missy Vixen]

10. Here's a question

If birth control is so bad according to El Rushbo, question for him...

He hasn't generated any children that we know of. Why? If he's been having unprotected marital relations all this time, someone would surely get pregnant, wouldn't she?

Could it be that Rush Limbaugh doesn't believe in marital relations?

[Initech]

12. Jon Stewart owned the Viagra exception rule last night.

And Colbert pointed out how stupid that was as well.