I love Saint Rick so much, I altered some lyrics for him.

[Liberal Veteran]

Up in the pulpit,
Saint Rick jaws,
"I don't want to help the blahs"
Into your bedrooms he will peer
Making sure your sex ain't queer

Pope, Pope, Pope
The republican hope
No, no, no
No birth control
Up in the podium
The GOP Pick
Down from the heavens comes
Good Saint Rick

First comes the life of little Nell,
Obey your husband or burn in hell
You shouldn't fly that big jet, Jane
Only a man can fly that plane.

Coal, Coal, Coal
He's on their dole
Goal, Goal, Goal
To save your soul
Out on the stump circuit
Prick Prick prick
Please bow down and worship
Saint Rick

[woodsprite]

1. Love this! Thanks for posting! n/t

[Demonaut]

2. sung to what? sorry but it's not coming to me

[Liberal Veteran]

3. The Christmas song - Up on the Rooftop.