Bob Morris, R-Fort Wayne, accuses the Girl Scouts of celebrating feminists, lesbians and communists.

[spanone]

There's an agenda behind those cookies the Girl Scouts sell, one bent on promoting communism, lesbianism and subverting "traditional American family values," according to an Indiana lawmaker.

That's the reason Rep. Bob Morris, a Republican representing Fort Wayne, insists he won't go along with a resolution meant to honor the Girls Scouts on the organization's 100th anniversary.

Morris owns a chain of nutrition stores, but it's not the fat and sugar in Girl Scout cookies that have him riled up.

"After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of Web-based research, and what I found is disturbing," Morris wrote Saturday to Republican House colleagues in a letter obtained by the Fort Wayne Journal Gazette.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/02/21/10469492-lawmaker-radical-girl-scouts-out-to-destroy-american-family-values

[flakey_foont]

1. The Girl Scouts?? Really??

So the apparently sweet, fresh faced, innocent girl who came by the other day selling Girl Scout cookies is
really a lesbian communist out to subvert traditional American values!!! Mercy! This fellah has some serious issues.

[11 Bravo]

2. He then went on to say, "Don't forget the Brownies. Ah, the Brownies. That's where I had them ...

They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic, that ... grawwk ... splork ... blarch ...

[spanone]

3. i love this admission....

"After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of Web-based research, and what I found is disturbing"

he asked some folks in his district and did a little googling.....wow...now that's some deep research there bobby

[petronius]

6. I was just going to comment on that: the phrase "small amount of Web-based research"

will always be followed by comedic awesomeness...

[WCGreen]

4. I almost moved to Fort Wayne once...

[Canuckistanian]

5. Haha

[DearAbby]

7. It's in the meecrofilm...The recipe for THIN MINTS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=y3nWUP8uMw0