So... The Girl Scouts are the "Tactical arm of Planned Parenthood"?

[Ohio Joe]

"Dear Fellow Representatives:

This past week I was asked to sign a House Resolution recognizing the 100th Anniversary of Girl Scouts of America. After talking to some well-informed constituents, I did a small amount of web-based research, and what I found is disturbing. The Girl Scouts of America and their worldwide partner, World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts (WAGGGS), have entered into a close strategic affiliation with Planned Parenthood. You will not find evidence of this on the GSA/WAGGGS website—in fact, the websites of these two organizations explicitly deny funding Planned Parenthood.

Nonetheless, abundant evidence proves that the agenda of Planned Parenthood includes sexualizing young girls through the Girl Scouts, which is quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood instructional series and pamphlets are part of the core curriculum at GSA training seminars. Denver Auxiliary Bishop James D. Conley of Denver last year warned parents that "membership in the Girl Scouts could carry the danger of making their daughters more receptive to the pro-abortion agenda.""

More:

http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20120220/BLOGS01/120229962

How fucking stupid is this asshat... Does anyone in the real world actually buy shit like this?

[indivisibleman]

1. I agree.

This whole thing is so damn stupid.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. You thought those were just cookies those little sluts are selling, didn't you?

No! They are contraceptive cookies, cleverly disguised as Thin Mints and Savannahs. And the depraved little harridans in their skimpy, tempting green uniforms use the money from their "cookie" sales to buy makeup and sexy underwear and abortions.

It's about time somebody told the truth about this heathen organization.

[jberryhill]

4. I can attest that the Samoas are aphrodisiacs

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Well. There you have it.

Girl Scout cookies promote debauched, orgiastic sex!

BTW, when do the cookie sales start up this year?

[Ohio Joe]

6. They must have kicked the crap out of my brother a month or so ago....

He brought home five boxes about a week ago.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Was he smiling and exhausted and wearing the same clothes as the night before?

[Ohio Joe]

8. Even worse...

They infected him with teh gay, I'm pretty sure it's in the thin mints

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. Warning on the thin mints:

when you hold them between your legs, the chocolate melts all over the sheets.

[HubertHeaver]

3. Give that man a subscription to "The Onion"

[qwerty9507]

11. Onion + Republicans

http://thedailywh.at/2012/02/06/laughing-to-keep-from-crying-of-the-day-8/

[The Genealogist]

9. How absurd does this rhetoric have to get before nearly everyone turns this off

and votes out these monsters? Girl scouts are the TACTICAL arm of PLANNED PARENTHOOD? This doesn't even make sense.

[Generic Other]

10. I earned my midwifery badge at abortion camp

We cooked placenta s'mores over a campfire.

Every time I sold a box of cookies, a fetus cried.

[Mopar151]

12. Apparently, being a goddammed fool means never having to look shit up. n/t

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

13. Is this guy suggesting that teaching young girls about contraception is sexualizing them?

Whether or not the Girl Scouts are teaching this (and I doubt they are), learning to keep from getting pregnant at a young age is better than the alternative of getting pregnant at a young age. If young girls have decided to have sex, knowing or not knowing about contraception won't keep them from having it.

[guitar man]

14. Yup, tactical is right...

[gkhouston]

15. Is that why the Thin Mints make me so moody and bloated? n/t