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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsDinosaur saddles. Eve's T-Rex. Please come CAPTION LA's governor Bobby Jindal (R).
Bobby ("Anyone need an exorcism?" Jindal is saying: "Listen, I have to ban the fake science of evolution from our schools . . . . Here's three reasons right off the top of my head: the word evolve never occurs in The Holy Bible whereas creation and create are used hundreds of times, and concerning people it's Yahweh, not Darwin; evolution cannot account for Noah's Arc or The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil; and if we're still evolving, how come no one has wings yet except in the movies? . . . Not even wing stubbies, not one example!"
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Dinosaur saddles. Eve's T-Rex. Please come CAPTION LA's governor Bobby Jindal (R). (Original Post)
skip fox
Aug 2013
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TheLion
(44 posts)1. Suggested caption
"Look, I know it's bovine fecal material, but if I want to stay an elected Republican, I've got to follow orders. "
pkdu
(3,977 posts)2. ..and next week , we'll be making the eating of shrimp a capital offense...
...oops!, this is Louisiana , I'm screwed.
matthews
(497 posts)3. You don't think man and dinosaur lived at the same time? You saw how Fred quarried the all the
rock it took to build the homes and buildings in Bedrock U.S.A. What do you think they lived in? Caves?
skip fox
(19,358 posts)4. "Listen, Creationism answers everything, except perhaps
geology, astrophysics, archeology, and a couple others I can't remember because they're just like sciences and stuff."
skip fox
(19,358 posts)5. "Those are all easy to explain. First,
dinosaur bones were planted by God to test out faith. . . . Carbon-14 dating is the devil's invention for fooling us. . . . The Grand Canyon was eroded so quickly because of the Flood. . . . And Neanderthal bones are evidence of mutant, fallen angels. . . . Got another question, Mr. Fancy Pants?"
skip fox
(19,358 posts)6. "If they want an education, why do they live in Louisiana, anyway?"