Politician/Porno name generator
Dear Sir or Madam:
In order to form a more "perfect union" you must fabricate a pornostaresque name for yourself. This is most reliably performed by doing the following:
For the first name take the name of your first pet whose gender is the same as yours, unless it was gender-neutral
For the last name take the name of the street upon which you were born or the first street thereafter which is not numbered or lettered (e.g. 42nd St., 5th Avenue)
Yours truly,
PCIntern
P.S. Believe it or not, mine would be Percy Large...
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I would never live it down. 
Still digesting it. Spunky Beaumont. ROFLMAO!
Second choice would be Misty Quince. I kinda' like both. 
TYY
...the person who told me this was a drag king named RocketPhat Jackson.
Drag queen, porn star 
regardless I am Lady Jane 10thStreet.
I just didn't like them. When one is a world renowned drag queen, one doesn't have to obey rules.
Actually, the simplified algorithm I learned from RP did not include a special case for numeric street names. I really like Lady Jane 10thStreet, so I'm keeping it. 
It's people like you what cause unrest! 😡
Just kidding!
