Teapocalypse: The *MAP* of Denier States Under the Sea

[humanistcafe]

... the modern conservative is an oxymoron if ever there was one. And, these oxymorons – the Gohmerts and the Bachmanns – are too busy charming snakes and masturbating Exxon executives to give a good goddamn about planet Earth. Climate change isn’t mentioned in the Old Testament so to hell with it. Exxon executives, well they must be in there somewhere – maybe the Book of Lamentations.

It seems, it will take something biblical for the Gohmerts to finally comprehend what is happening. Perhaps even diluvian – they really dig that Noah’s Ark story.

A Teapocalypse!

Jehovah God punishes only the deniers and saves the believers. Isn’t that the way these things go. Only this time, it’s science we’re talking about. When JG is done, the country will look something like this:

LINK to Teapocalypse MAP (Warning: No Swimming in the Gulf of Arkansas)

[freshwest]

1. Similiar to another geological era, huh.

No wonder the Teas are in favor of fracking all of that region to death. It all makes perfect sense now.

[humanistcafe]

2. thanks!

thanks for enjoying our post @freshwest! keep up the fight!

[mick063]

4. All that Gerrymandering, laid to waste.

Oh the humanity.

[RC]

3. Where are Alaska and Hawaii?

Especially Hawaii. There is nothing except water for thousands of miles in any direction, as it is now.

[Auntie Bush]

5. Say goodby to a lot of teabaggers and all those red states.

Trouble is...I don't want them to move up north...maybe they will drown on the way.