Drunk driver stands his ground

[Capt. Obvious]

Police said a man was shot Saturday night in Cleveland when he attempted to take another man's keys to prevent him from driving drunk.

The suspect shot the victim in the chest before fleeing the residence, according to TV station WJW. Police located and arrested the suspect after recovering the weapon from the back yard of the residence and obtaining his name from witnesses.

The suspect was awaiting charges, according to WJW.

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/police-say-man-shot-friend-who-tried-to

You can have his car keys when you pry them from his cold, dead hands.

[Turbineguy]

1. This is why you should always carry a gun.

You just never know when you need to shoot somebody who wants take away your freedom to drive while drunk.

[Capt. Obvious]

2. Our forefathers fought for the right to drive drunk

Paul Revere was hammered on his ride.

[Turbineguy]

3. Excactly.

The Right to be a drunken dangerous idiot shall not be infringed upon!

[Capt. Obvious]

4. The full text of the amendment

A well lubricated militia being necessary to the boys having a good time, the right of the people to keep and drink large quantities of liquor shall not be infringed.

[Turbineguy]

5. Eureka!

We could run for Congress! As Teabaggers (cleverly disguised of course!). With this level of stupid we are shoo-ins. We just need to get these ideas down to bumper sticker size.