Rich-Bored-Unable to find a job because of Obama-Then tap into your inheritance & start a hedge fund

[kpete]

Has everyone seen today’s dispatch from the One Percent and their delusions of persecution? A recent college graduate is starting his own hedge fund, and he’s offering to job-create for some of his frat-bros:

After a series of summer internships, however, I have somehow found myself without a full-time job offer for the upcoming year. F***n’ Obama’s fault for strangling this economy.
Luckily, due to the tough job market, my dad has agreed to let me access my trust fund early (mid 7-figures) to start a relatively small hedge fund, ___ ...

With my financial expertise, help from my powerful father and connections, and a skilled team, I have no doubt that this fund will rise quickly to prominence. We’ll all get filthy rich and, inevitably, bag hot slampieces.

“slampieces”, for my fellow un-unenlightened olds, means women.
More:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/08/05/why-hedge-funds-run-by-idiots-can-do-well-for-awhile/
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2013/08/05/mid-day-open-thread-with-a-little-housekeeping/#comments

[sinkingfeeling]

1. What? You don't have a 7-figure trust fund?