Penis. Wine. Penis Wine. That Is All, Just Penis Wine.
2:04 pm August 6, 2013
by Fakakta South
Okay yes, sexting — again, and yes a dumbass politician is doing it wrong — but let this one sorta roll around on your tongue some for that heady bouquet. The Ethics Committee MP in the Australian Parliament has gotten into trouble for ethics violations! Of course he has. We can not make this up, we would be more creative.
- The LNP MP for Redlands this morning announced in Parliament that he was voluntarily stepping down while issues relating to his travel were investigated. Mr Dowling apologised to his family and friends for his behaviour. “To my children, mum, brother and sister, my extended family and friends I am sorry for the shame and embarrassment that I have caused you,” he said. [...] However, Mr Dowling insisted he had complied with all guidelines in relation to his travel. “I do not wish for this issue and for my family to be dragged through the media any longer than necessary,” he said.
Hmmm, he apologized to his mum for travel issues? Why does that sound a little maybe over the top? A little like bullshit? There’s got to be more to this than some upgraded flights if things are being “plastered” across the papers and your mum has a Sad?
- Overnight it was reported that a state MP had been exposed as a serial sexter, sending images to his secret mistress including a picture of his penis plonked in a glass of red wine.
Courier Mail
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- Australian politicians send dick-pics with class. Eat your heart out Weiner.....
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...and ascetics anymore, you know?
- For example, a white wine would have totally inappropriate.
Or maybe a Chenin Blech. 
...penii and cactii at the same time. It can be painful.
Interesting admission!
...in use here. Probably intended to imply heft and girth, as oppose to a word like: ''plinked into a glass of red wine.''
- Only needles and pins go plink....
K&R!
A very good year.
1961 Haut Brion – This was a pristine bottle that has been stored at the chateau since the wine was first bottled. 1961 Haut Brion is riveting. This Bordeaux wine captures your attention. Grabbing you like a great piece of music, each sip compels you to focus on the experience. The smells, the feeling and the flavors last long after the bottle is empty. Wines like this make memories.
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http://www.amazon.com/Sir-Perky-Novelty-Bottle-Stopper/dp/B001F7SGHQEnjoy!
No one can say we are not vigilant here about where our elected officials decide to distribute photos of their penii, although we are a bit more lenient if they do it in actual RL to be fair, wrapped up in diapers eg.
But leniency is the rule when it comes to slaughtering innocents abroad includin , raping their women sodomizing, even their children.
We sure do have our ducks in a row, our priorities right where they belong and our War Criminals firmly ensconced in our culture now as honored and honorable Elder Statesmen.
Land of the Free where the location of Penii or images of Penii are strictly surveilled, discussed, headlined in tabloids, shamed, the owners either sanitized or tossed out of office depending on whether they belong to the Party of Family Values, (reelected and protected) or the other party!
Wait, which is the Party of Family Values now?? I get confused these days ...
Not too sure there's any rules about who an MP is sleeping with, and apart from the sniggering I got to do about the pics of dicks and stuff, I really don't care what they do with who, as long as it's legal.
This is an MP in the QLD state government, which is a conservative one led by a complete wanker who's wreaking damage on the state. I always begin with the safe assumption that if they're an LNP politician, then they have no ethics to start with
You're welcome!
...that fails to practice safe-sexts. 
...Is it safe?
It has that...je ne sais crotch.
Props to Fakakta South at Wonkette for the headline and graphic--and anyone else there who had a hand in that. 
Or Chateau Johnson...or Chateau Schwartz...or Chateau Rod...or Chateau PeePee...or Chateau Doolie...okay, now I'm sorry I even started this...
P.S.--Never buy anything from the Johnson Bottling Company. 
That is inspired!
If so, I'm afraid THIS MEANS WAR!
I don't think I wanna google those pics.
not shaking, sir. 
I'm only an 006. 
...coming from someone who forgot to rec the damn thread!
See how easy that was?
Preferaby twice.
Or "peener noir," as the linked article calls it. You might not insert your genitalia into a chardonnay, but you'd think twice about a pinot, wouldn't you? Well, wouldn't you?
I rest my case.
Duh!