"Something's burning in my head." Please come CAPTION NC's Republican congressman, Trey Gowdy!!!

[skip fox]

Trey ("I never met a fact I liked&quot Gowdy is saying: "We have irrefutable evidence, Greta, that this administration has put the survivors of the Benghazi attack into the witness protection program, changing their names, and in an a couple cases making them undergo plastic surgery! . . . I can't show you that evidence just yet, but the people who have seen it say it'll be a bombshell!!! . . Believe me on this one."

[SummerSnow]

1. These people are crazy..

and if you had irrefutable evidence why not show it now? Lying motherphuqer


Oh and he's from NC...rofl

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity, but we try to channel our subjects

to show what they really thing, what they would say if they could get away with it, to emphasize their hypocrisy, etc. Here, the OP is satirizing these jokers' hyping of Benghazi by claiming there's another shoe to drop any second. (Typical conspiracy-theory thought patterns.)

[SummerSnow]

4. oops

I missunderstood...thank you

[DetlefK]

2. Their new faces were harvested by the lizard-people at ACORN.

[skip fox]

5. CAPTION based on this DU post:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023420557

[GentryDixon]

6. You have the Carolinas mixed up.

He represents South Carolina.

[skip fox]

7. So sorry to insult NC with another one, one that doesn't belong.

My apologies.

[skip fox]

8. "There's so much space between my ears and so little's there, well,

it gets darn lonely unless I make something up."

[skip fox]

9. "I got something stuck in my hind-end, and when it pops out

there's going to be sh*t all over. . . . You better wear a slicker."