"It's alive! It's alive!" Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!!

[skip fox]

Rush ("I keep dreaming something's leaking out my ears&quot Limbaugh is saying, "Listen, only losers are fat, and if they're a woman and fat, that's two times worse. . . . But if you're black and fat and a woman all at the same time, you can double that twice again. . . . It's the old math, ladies and gentleman. . . . You see, I come from an earlier, more polite generation."

[orpupilofnature57]

1. Misanthropic Sycophant Monster

A walking talking abuse of the 1st amendment .

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity, but many of us try to satirize

our subjects by channeling their essence. Though this human landfill is extremely difficult to satirize due to the outrageousness of his actual statements, here I tried to distill what he said a day ago said and note the hypocrisy of conservative propriety with the "more polite generation" business.

"Explaining a joke is like dry humping a wire brush" (Richard LaPauvre)

[orpupilofnature57]

10. Ouch !!!

In his case " more polite generation " he usurps the voice of a generation ,and excludes anyone who isn't a fascist disciple .

[PCIntern]

2. Note that the shithead pictured

Has not one but two cochlear implants. Discerning eyes see all!

[dembotoz]

6. not implants--its his wire to get direct commands from Keyser Soze

[treestar]

4. The Audience can hear but not see me

So I can get away with calling other people fat. I'm so smart.

[cordelia]

5. Maybe it's just me, but doesn't he bear a resemblance to the also odious

KKKarl Rove in this photo?

[Blue Owl]

7. A dastardly doppleganger indeed

n/t

[skip fox]

8. "I have a dream. I have a dream that one day we can all carry AK-47s

around proudly without any government permit. . . . I have a dream where all Americans can choose to act on their God-
given prejudices and hire who they want and fire who they want, and serve who they want, and admit who they want. . . Yes, I have a dream that someday women will stay at home where Jesus wanted them to be, and . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[rppper]

9. So many things wrong here....

He's wearing his own signature brand of golf shirt.....like his sorry @$$ can't afford something else....

It must really bug ol' Rusty that a "fat" "black" "woman" earns ten times more than he does....oh well....go drown your sorrows in opioids, Viagra and Caribbean pre-teens....