Time for another edition of Republicans Who Love To Fuck: Helen Chenoweth - Lust On The Range

[MrScorpio]

A retrospective on Republicans of the past and present who actually love to knock boots and get down to do the nasty.

These guys would say that the anti-sex crowd in the GOP of today are just plain weird.

Rep. Helen Chenoweth (R-ID-1) is infamous as a supporter of armed right-wing militias and a destroyer of the environment. Chenoweth also expouses the militia theory of "black helicopters," claiming that the government is using secret black helicopters to enforce the Endangered Species Act, which she vehemently opposes.

She has broken campaign finance laws on at least two occasions: first by accepting illegal campaign contributions originating in Hong Kong, then by failing to disclose $50,000 in under-the-table financing for her 1994 campaign. In the 1998 campaign, after questioning her opponent's stand on moral issues, Chenoweth admitted to a six-year adulterous affair with a married associate.

In 1995, Chenoweth had denied the affair when asked about it by the Spokane Spokesman-Review, but now she claims a pardon from a higher authority: "I've asked for God's forgiveness, and I've received it," she reports.

http://archive.democrats.com/display.cfm?id=112

[Angry Dragon]

1. It seems you are having fun tonight

[MrScorpio]

4. Yes, I am

I'll leave it with just five right now. Otherwise I'd be here all night

[safeinOhio]

2. This really works.

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.”
Emo Philips quotes

[HillWilliam]

3. They get busted, they holler about "finding Gawd-ah"

and get away with everything they accuse everyone else of doing.

The hypocrisy drips off them like snail-slime, leaving a fetid stench.

I despise the lot of them with a purple passion.

I'd say "f*ck 'em", but I wouldn't f*ck one of them even with Ronnie Raygun's dead, wrinkled dick.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. She got a Darwin award while not wearing a seat belt.

You know, she hated government interference in her driving and riding habits. Guvmint overreaching and all that stuff. She was in a car wreck in nevada and was not wearing a seat belt. Thrown out of the car and killed.

[MrScorpio]

6. The gol'durn gubbmint was interferin' wit her freedum! nt

[The Magistrate]

7. Someone Said, Sir, At the Time, She Was Proof You Really Could Fuck Your Brains Out....