"I dreamed we're all one big viscid paste with arms & legs & genitals." Come CAPTION Bill-O!!!!

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Bill (“I hate Greek mythology. Proteus scares the stink out of me!”) O’Reilly is saying: “Sacramento's new gender-freedom law means people can call themselves anything they want and change all over the place any and every time they want! . . . Look at me, Bob. . . . I, for one, haven't changed a bit in over 40 years! . . . Would you believe it?"



for another version see the Lounge Captioning thread:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018457027

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1. "And people won't be able to tell where they begin and someone else

leaves off, . . . and nightmares will like be a thick, screaming stew of indifferences and stumps and portions of body parts all mixing together, . . . and soon people won't even be able to tell when they're waking or sleeping, so we'll all drown in our own excrement, a vast septic pool. . . . What do you think of that, Bob? . . . Bob? . . . Bob? . . . Bob?"

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2. "And people will be sticking everything they got anywhere

they want, and it will be like a fire during a circus riot, and bodily fluids will be boiling in the flames, and . . . "

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3. "Bob, the Animal Rights people have been looking at Sacramento and now do you know

what they want? Animal Sexual and Gender Rights! . . .. It seems impossible to believe. . . . It means if you're out in public and a stray mutt starts humping your leg, you just gotta stand there and let him! . . . People will have to carry around those little packets of Kleenex, know what I mean? . . . I tell you, Bob, it's impossible to believe!"

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4. "How would you like my appendix hanging out your nostril?"