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In a skirmish at the University of Texas Medical School in Houston about the states new ultra-restrictive abortion law, Democratic Senator Wendy Davis angrily told Texas Republican Governor Rick Perry he knows nothing about human reproduction or womens vaginas.
You dont have to own an SUV to know where to pump the gas, responded Perry, drawing immediate boos from the small lecture hall full of med students and from some of the media in attendance.
As the governors press handlers started to interrupt, Perry waved them off and stepped up to an anatomically-correct female doll used in medical training that was laying on an examining table in the room.
Im not stupid. Those are the vagina right there, said Perry, pointing at but not touching the .....
http://thelapine.ca/gov-perry-unable-to-find-vagina-on-anatomical-doll/
DavidDvorkin
(19,406 posts)lay and lie. Both are embarrassing.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)DavidDvorkin
(19,406 posts)It's a tough and dirty job, but ...
Th1onein
(8,514 posts)ohheckyeah
(9,314 posts)local and national politics was founded in 2011.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_satire
quakerboy
(13,901 posts)Would be a clue as to the nature of the site.
"Unwanted Seniors Added to Unwanted Babies Drop-Off Program"
struggle4progress
(118,041 posts)hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)sarisataka
(18,220 posts)Gov.Perry will take a flashlight and try to find his ass using both hands
freshwest
(53,661 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,308 posts)ohheckyeah
(9,314 posts)Check out The Lapine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/News_satire
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,308 posts)Now I know...
ohheckyeah
(9,314 posts)I hate satire nowadays because it's hard to tell when it's satire. Let's face it, much of what right wingers have to say sounds like satire.
freshwest
(53,661 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)and give people that moment of "Perry is so stupid" before their own moment of Zen realizing the satire.
Mr.Bill
(24,104 posts)He just showed up drunk for some debates.
no wonder the Onion is going to close shop.
Solly Mack
(90,740 posts)And you for damn sure don't understand where babies "come from".
Spread the word - Rick Perry is as bad at sex as he is at governing.
He should enjoy the story and the rumor. LMAO
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)ohheckyeah
(9,314 posts)sounds like the idiot who said women can't get pregnant from an act of rape because their bodies have a way of shutting that down. The line between reality and satire has gotten so thing it's hard to see.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Warpy
(110,913 posts)It's getting harder and harder to satirize people who are hell bent on topping it the very next day.
hrmjustin
(71,265 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)idwiyo
(5,113 posts)jtuck004
(15,882 posts)Thinkingabout
(30,058 posts)Socal31
(2,484 posts)I think my SO told me that once when we were bickering.
I can honestly say that as a man, there is no retort to that statement. I think that is when I fell in love with her....
Granny M
(1,395 posts)It must suck to be her, on so many levels.
Sunlei
(22,651 posts)The Onion moved to Canada? I miss them!
mick063
(2,424 posts)n/t