"I dream of drowning repeatedly. Why is that?" Please come CAPTION Rush Limbaugh!!

[skip fox]

Rush ("I lost myself in an empty mirror ages ago.&quot Limbaugh is saying: "It's getting to be like Stalinist Russia, ladies and gentlemen, . . . just the way they want it!! . . . You can't be a little humorous about the all-mighty leader, you can't publicly poke fun at him or else you're ostracized, . . . or worse! . . . you can't have a rodeo clown pretending to be the president running around in pit stepping in bull feces, . . . you can't make fun of his progressive, revolutionary programs, . . . and you can't even carry concealed weapons on White House tours!!!! . . . It's as though Stalin won the Cold War at last!!!!"

[RKP5637]

1. "I am such a damn fool!" n/t

[shenmue]

2. The microphone says: "Is he gone yet?"

"When will the show be over? Spewing b.s. into my face every day, I can't take it!"

[skip fox]

3. CAPTIONing a scene in ca. 2021.

God: "Is this the fecal clown you told me about?"

St. Peter: "But he's really not that funny."

[NuclearDem]

4. "My God, I'm the smartest person on Earth!"

"Take that, you miserable whores who dumped me!"

[pacalo]

5. "Ad sales are dangerously low, but, hell, my oxycontin packages are still arriving on time."

[spanone]

6. how does his microphone continue to work when doused with continual feces?

[skip fox]

7. Technological advances in fecal immersive-protectants.

[spanone]

8. bwahahahahaaa

[skip fox]

9. "Tonight, folks, I think I'll accept the 'wafer thin mint.' After all

it is wafer thin and right there before me whereas thinking I'll explode is only in may head."