"Please, God, more mirrors!" Please come CAPTION Sean Hannity!!!

[skip fox]

Sean ("In my dream, my head was a tombstone. Could it mean something? I can't figure it out.&quot Hannity is saying: "I got news for you, folks. Cumulus is not dropping me. On the contrary, I'm dumping them like a last week's garbage!!! . . .They just couldn't properly showcase my talent. . . . On another front, Fox isn't taking my time slot away, I'm giving it to Megyn Kelly, because she needs a chance at prime time and couldn't possibly get there on her own. . . . Likewise, my audience is not deserting me, I'm purposefully offending the moderates and pansies out there in order not to be bothered. . . . Like I've said over and over, I'm still running the board!!!"

[shenmue]

1. Duh, headlights...

Is I a deer? Is car coming? Wuuuuuhh...

[skip fox]

2. "I'm here to fight against the war on The Fourth and on Memorial Day, and on

the Baby Jesus, and on family holidays, and on hetrosexual rights, and on gospel hymns, and on the United States of America Flag, and on beauty pagents, and on 100-round clips, and on . . . (blah, blah, blah)."

[skip fox]

3. "I won't be happy until those commies at DU who keep CAPTIONing me

are locked away for good."