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Sheldon Cooper

(3,724 posts) Mon Aug 19, 2013, 02:49 PM Aug 2013

Imagine the US Senate as a pizza party:

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Imagine the US Senate as a pizza party: (Original Post) Sheldon Cooper Aug 2013 OP

It's close to lunchtime Aerows Aug 2013 #1

Dude. Wait Wut Aug 2013 #2

Are you going to eat that? Aerows Aug 2013 #3

That's just cruel. Wait Wut Aug 2013 #4

1-800-Pizza-in-my-mouth-before-I-die-of-hunger (and boredom) Aerows Aug 2013 #5

Sounds good. Wait Wut Aug 2013 #6

I'm hungry as hell, and I hate green pepper Aerows Aug 2013 #7

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

1. It's close to lunchtime

Reply to Sheldon Cooper (Original post)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 02:51 PM

Aug 2013

and I'm so hungry I could eat a Senate member. Not McCain. He'd be to old and weird tasting. I know that isn't what you are saying, I'm just freaking starving.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)

2. Dude.

Reply to Aerows (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 02:54 PM

Aug 2013

Gross. I was hungry, but you fixed that.

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

3. Are you going to eat that?

Reply to Wait Wut (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 02:55 PM

Aug 2013

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)

4. That's just cruel.

Reply to Aerows (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 03:02 PM

Aug 2013

My brain immediately gives me visuals on anything I read/hear. I had the most disturbing one of a bloody senate with body parts on silver platters.

If I have nightmares, I'm calling you. What's your damned phone #?

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

5. 1-800-Pizza-in-my-mouth-before-I-die-of-hunger (and boredom)

Reply to Wait Wut (Reply #4)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 03:05 PM

Aug 2013

Tell them to load it with cheese, onion, and pepperoni. Oh, wait, that's my dream. Order it how you want.

Wait Wut

(8,492 posts)

6. Sounds good.

Reply to Aerows (Reply #5)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 03:12 PM

Aug 2013

Can I add green pepper and sausage?

I'm not sure how it will cure your boredom, though. Maybe if I tip the delivery guy a little extra he can sing to you.

Aerows

(39,961 posts)

7. I'm hungry as hell, and I hate green pepper

Reply to Wait Wut (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 19, 2013, 03:16 PM

Aug 2013

I am not a fan of sausage, either, but in this case, if it was made of kittens, butterflies and unicorns, I'd probably eat it. Note that I would still say no if there was bell pepper on it. I detest it, am allergic to it, and ... I've never been that hungry, and hope I never will be.

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