Breaking: Double Stuf Oreos May Not Actually Be Doubly Stuf'ed; Only 1.86 Times Stuf

[Robb]

Team of high school math students makes national news for measuring sandwich cookies


(actual calculations)

Remember earlier this year when we found out that Subway's foot-long sandwiches were not always a foot long? Then Subway said it was just a name and a metric that they "strive for." People were furious, never ate at Subway again, and they went out of business.

No actually we kept eating tons of Subway, even though they treat us poorly, because we don't know what else to do. But Nabisco does seem concerned that new data will shake the foundation of the good Oreo name. A spokesperson told ABC News, "I can confirm for you that our recipe for the Oreo Double Stuf Cookie has double the Stuf, or creme filling, when compared with our base, or original Oreo cookie."

Can she, though?

Read More: http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/08/breaking-double-stuf-oreos-may-not-actually-be-doubly-stufed-only-186-times-stuf/278890/

[Blue_Tires]

1. Take your anti-American fuzzy math and propaganda elsewhere, hippie...

[sharp_stick]

2. I'd like to see some statistics here

without error bars and SD calculations I'm not convinced but I am shining up my pitchfork and tarring up the torch for a march on the Nabisco head office if the math holds up.

[Robb]

3. I'll drive. nt

[sarisataka]

4. A riot is an ungly thing...

undt, I tink, that it is chust about time zat ve had vun!!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

5. Which they'll solve simply by cutting ~7% from the originals. Everybody HAPPY NOW?

Next time let's all just shut up and eat our stuff, OK?

[Robb]

7. LOL

[Sheldon Cooper]

6. Goddamnit.

What's left to believe in?

[kentauros]

8. I'm sure the Nabisco CEO is doubly-stuf'ed though...

Be that physically, or monetarily.

[gopiscrap]

9. and this is political news?

just kidding...it is kind of humorous and yes, it is political news because it once again a corporation getting away with lying to the consumer.

[BainsBane]

10. Don't like 'em

regular Oreos for me